Jed Whitey – I Am Spasticus lyrics

Now listen you tards
I'm choosing my words so you can understand
I ain't too bright, but I can fight
And I got a plan
Don't tell me I can't, don't tell me I won't
I'll never listen to you

My IQ's got nothin to do
With what I'm gonna be
Out of my way, got nothin to say
My actions speak for me
When I'm in the ring
There's not a thing that I cannot do

Whoa no, whoa no
Spasticus, baby, is my name
Whoa no, whoa no
Talk money, but I'm not ashamed
I can still outwit you, baby
Whoa yeah, alright

You can't challenge me
I challenge myself
Damged goods
But i'm not stuck on the shelf
And i'm not gonna
Lie down for the count
Got a problem with me
Let's take it to the mat

I'm not allowed to drive
And I can't count past five
You think I'm out of place
I'll stomp your fucking face
So bring it on, brother

Whoa no, whoa no
Spasticus, baby, is my name
Whoa no, whoa no
I ain't funny, but I'm not ashamed
I can still outwit you, baby
Whoa yeah, alright