Jerry Riopelle – Real Fat lyrics

Been up all night
Stroking a hot slot machine
I got lemons in my eyes
I got cherries in my dreams

Well, I put in 6 and I got back 417
And I'm a goin' back tonight
Just me and my machine

Oh we gonna get real fat
Oh momma we gonna get fat
Sit out on our boat and watch TV

You and me
We’re real close
Oh baby we close
I can feel it in my bones
I can feel it in my swing
Buy you some pantyhose
and a diamond ring

Oh, I made a deal with God today
Finally made a deal
I gave him the devil
He gave me the feel

Well it’s all right with me
I ain’t afraid of wealth
Oh, but I don’t want no lawyers
I’ll handle it all myself

Oh we gonna get real fat
Oh momma we gonna get fat
Pay off the phone
and call your whole family

You and me
We’re real close
Oh baby we close
Well I’ll chase it every day
I’ll catch it every night
Tell me your old man don’t treat you right.

Well I’m a fool
and you think I’ll lose everything I got
Well I may be awful drunk
But I know when I’m getting hot
I spent half of this here money
on something to keep me awake
I got blisters on my fingers
I got a smile on my face

We gonna get real fat
Oh baby we gonna get fat
Sit out on our boat and watch TV

You and me
We’re real close
Oh baby we close
I can feel it in my bones
I can feel it in my swing
I’ll buy you some pantyhose
and a diamond ring

Whoa ho....