Panic! At The Disco – I Write Sins Not Tragedies lyrics

Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
and I can't help but to hear,
no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding"
"What a beautiful wedding"
says the bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame.
What a shame the poor groomsbride is a whore."

I chime in
with a "Haven't you people ever heard of,
closing the goddamn door? No,
it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of,
closing the goddamn door, no?
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of..."

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically, our marriage is saved.
Well this calls for a toast. So pour the champagne
(x2)

I chime in
with a "Haven't you people ever heard of,
closing the goddamn door? No,
it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality."

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of,
closing the goddamn door, no?
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality"

Again..

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