Samuel Flynn Scott – Chopped Liver lyrics

My chopped liver is in love with me
I fill him with poison
But he aint never gonna leave
And the rats they are racing
To nibble at my feet
So I'll stay at home and watch TV

The bar she's calling with the utmost subtlety
Saying "Come along and bring your lung
And fill it with tobacco of the finest quality
Don't stay at home and watch TV"

Oh but bar you know I'd love to come and test your sup (?)
But you caught me short
With one half empty cup
Empty cup

Then I hear my lady
She says "Come and sit with me"
And I am want to thinking
How lucky can I be?
And I don't need no music
Or shallow revelry
As long as I'm here with my lovely