Shel Silverstein – Your always welcome at our house lyrics

well a man came to our house our house our house to sell some brooms so we asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer and we hid him in the closet in my fathers room, but your always welcome at our house, any time of the day, yes your always welcome at our house and we hope you will stay. well a lady came to our house our house our house a lady came to our house to see why I wasn't in school so we asked her to come in and we gave her some poison lemonade and put her in the freezer where it's nice and cool, but your always welcome at our house, any time of the day, yes your always welcome at our house and we hope you will stay. well a kid came onto our yard our yard our yard a kid came onto our yard to get his ball, so we asked him to come in and we took him to the basement and we sealed him up inside the basement wall, but your always welcome at our house any time of the day, yes your always welcome at our house and we hope you will stay. well if you come to our hose our house our house, if you come to our house we'll ask you to come in and we'll take you in the kitchen and we'll put you in the oven until your nice and done, but your always welcome at our house, any time of the day, yes your always welcome at our house and we hope you will stay...and we know you will stay... he, he, he, ha!