Shiteman – Another Load Of Shite!!! lyrics

Headed down on Tuesday night
For some poker with friends,
Lets lube the cards up with KY
Cause I'm getting fucked again.

(Harder And Rougher) with every hand
Seven cards of worthless shit,
We can use two or three decks if you want
But I don't think it'll fit.
Neal looks at your cards when you bluff,
And as soon as José wins he leaves,
Johnny always bets like a Jew when he's up,
And I think he's hidding aces up his sleeve.

(Spoken: All right here's my game... All right uh... you don't know what the game is, All right, I deal the cards and then I tell you what the game is, either yes or no you're in... I'm going to, I'm going to deal the cards out all right, you don't know what's going to happen, I'm going to tell you the rules after I deal the cards out and your locked into the game (I'm out) You're out, you in.)

Nicotine and alcohol
Makes the gambling worse,
They'll bend you over while they take it all
Watch my colon burst.

The bet's to me I've got to fold or put in
I don't think I can beat the straight,
You've got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them
(Know when your wallet's being raped!!!)

So lets make up the rules as we go along,
Inconsistent every night,
24 wild cards is just like this song,
A giant steaming load of shite!!!

It fucking happens every night!!!
Another steaming load of shite!!!
It's fucking bullshit every night!!!