Hey there, do you like excitement? (yeah)
Do you like suspense? (uh huh)
Do you like Nel Carter? (no)
Good cuz you won't find her here, this is the House of Horrors
And for you it's absolutely free, step right in (thanks)
Say no more stupid ass, your breath says enough
Hello?
It's so dark
Don't lose me
C'mon, I found a door
Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
You born in a barn? shut the fuckin doors
You see, damn, cuz I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, cuz you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha
But it scared you cuz people don't be doing that shit
But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it (brrrr!!!)
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the silly rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you going?
Welcome to the house of horrors
Comes from within me
Comes from within me, horrors, me
Comes from within me
Come to the House of Horrors, hey
Comes from within me
Comes from within me, horrors, me
Comes from within me
Come to the House of Horrors, hey
Honey, I'm not having a good time
I know. Come on, this must be the way out.
Hey, what the fuck, come in guys, grab a chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
Come on and play some combat, I just got Atari
Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell? sorry
Look at that shit, what? , you almost got me grounded
I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it
I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole
And stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole
I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh
That didn't do it? How about this? AHHHH!!!!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying
Did you know that?, yeah , no you didn't I was lying
I represent Igors
I'm yelling in town
I'm coming out of southwest
WICKED CLOWNS!!!
Bathroom? yeah, it's right there down the hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all
(mumbles) I'm possessed too
Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet, I...
Welcome to the House of Horrors
Comes from within me
Comes from within me, horrors, me
Comes from within me
Come to the House of Horrors, hey
Comes from within me
Comes from within me, horrors, me
Comes from within me
Come to the House of Horrors, hey
Honey?
What?
I'm scared
I know, sweety, come on
(run hide, run hide)
(ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha ha ha)
(run hide, run hide)
(ha ha HA hahahahahaha ha)
(run hide, run hide)
(whooowhooo WHOOO ha ha ha ha ha)
(run hide, run hide)
(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, not'n
They're my boys, I just had to give em props
And together we form the cyclops
Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a bitch
Should I let your ass go? hahahaha, no
I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone
Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home
Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you....bitch