I was a seeking out for a funnel
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Glueing my manhood turns a man off
Like peppy lepew the scent
Hey hey had a clutch
(x3)
I got my titilate spayed (alt: I got my diddly spayed)
I got my titilate
Hydraulic push of kitty assbutton
Tweeking and flexing if the wind blows just right
Tacky and thumbs on Polyester
Highwater jumpsuits and a raped ape
Then I take it back
(x3)
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate
I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't trust the foams
I got ... Dick dick hear my ***** hate!
(x3)
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate
Vinegar and Water is gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulation disquised as cotton candy
Spanning down stream el Rancho ovulate
Feeding a cow hamburger and raw
Peter has brought me the tiki idol
Billys sneer reminds me of someone
Homesick a bay aboard the love boat
Toni Tenile Sonny Bono Charo had a nice set of lungs
I got my titilate spayed
I got my liberty
(x2)
I got my titilate spayed
... Nothing hard
I gotta be around *****
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh ...
Well you can't live
We got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed (x5)
I got titilate...