[ Intro - Dr. Dre ]
Check Check, 1,2 ,
1,2 1,2 (it's rolling)
Yea yea yea Dr. Dre up in here
Y'all know what this is.
its what y'all been waiting
for Funk Master Flex, Big Kap,
Def Jam Records giving it to you baby.
Yo Eminem show these mother
fuckers what time it is baby
[ Eminem ]
I used to be a lonely man,
only mad, until I got
a million dollars, shit
Now if i only had some fucking
hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
out of Tupac's chest before
the ambulance came too late to do it
I'm trying to grow it back again,
it was an accident
I had my back against the fan
and chopped it off in Amsterdam
I hate the straight jacket it
aint latching, and can't lock it
so they stapled my hand
to my pants pockets
The cell's padded and battered
like someone else had it
before me, and just kept throwing
they fucking selfs at it
My head is aching,
I'm dedicated to medication
but this med is taking to long
to bring me this sedadation? (Come on!)
Anyway I got down with Dre (What up?)
The first man who taught me
how the glock sounded to spray
Running up and down the
street screaming, "Fuck the Police" (1)
when you still had your
mother's fucking Nipple stuck in your teeth
(fucking baby)
Became a role model after Colorado (2)
Now all they do is follow me
around and holla Bravo!
Hell yea I punch my bitch
and beat my kids in public
Suck my dick, bitch
I'm sick enough to fuck
a man in his face but I won't
cause you'll probably
wanna stand in his place
So put a sock in it,
with your fake-ass Tupac image
You faggots ain't tough,
you just get drunk and become talkative
(Wanna Fight?) I'm probably
the akwardest alcoholic talking
Walking like a midget with
a ladder in his back pocket
So when you see me on
your block stumbling, mumbling
A bunch of dumb shit
like my drunk uncle does
I ain't buzzed, I'mm juss high on life
So why on earth would I need drugs,
when I can fly on kites?
Motherfuckers, Slim Shady
[ Dr Dre ]
Dr Dre!
[ Eminem ]
I'm drunk pass the tec
[ Chorus x 2 - Eminem + Dr Dre ]
Cause if I get locked up tonite!
Then I might not come home tonite!
[ Dr Dre ]
Keep it moving! Off and on,
Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is On
[ Eminem ]
The whole entire world can sit
and twirl like a whirling tire
I set a fucking girl on fire
with a curling iron (AHH!)
Psych I'm just joking, for christ sake
Dont get so bent out of shape
cause I went out and raped six girlfriends
Some people just don't get it,
but I won't let it upset me
cause they don't know better
They don't know what
the fuck its like to be so fed up
and fed so many uppers
you're down and won't get up
My mind's got a mind of it's own,
sometimes I can't find it at home
it hides in the stove
(Hello, where you at?)
Shit, talk about your brain being baked
My shit's still in the
oven on 480 De-Grades
Hailey Jade,
daddy loves you baby,
Don't ever tell me how to raise
my daughter fuck you lady
You critics wanna criticize
but couldnt visualize
individuals lives through
a criminal's eyes
The neighborhood that
I grew up in you could die for nothing
and Dirty Dozen watches over me
so try some dumb shit
I'll have a fucking man raped
with a band-aid over his mouth
and shove his head in the fan blade
Don't ever tell me what
I can and what I can't say
or change cause of the
age range in my fan base
Like I give a fuck
who's buying this shit
Quit fucking buying it,
I'm tired bitch, I'm dying to quit
Hip Hop is universal now,
it's all commercial now
It's like a circle full of circus
clowns up in the circuit now
But now the white kids like it,
so they tell me I can buy it
but as soon as I get on the
mic it's like the night get silent
either that or booed,
thats why I keep an attitude
and go to sleep with it
and wake up with it every afternoon
I'm sick of being judged,
fuck it let me see a judge
I'll confess to every murder
I committed since 3 years old
[ Chorus - Eminem + Dr Dre ]
Cause if I get locked up tonite!
Then I might not come home tonite!
[ Outro - Dr Dre ]
Fuck that, turn that shit off
Let's get the fuck out of here
You know how we do