There was an overwhelming sense of excitement
As we drove away
Wondering where the hell my socks went
Like it was Saturday
The moose it followed us from the fields
To my house
Can you come over sometime
And kill this mouse
And I’m so hungry
And you’re so tall
I wonder why
My cock’s so small
I want chicken
And I want liver
Meowmix, meowmix
Please deliver
The kids outside were playing rounders
And they suck
So I went outside and I played like
I gave a fuck
Afternoons spent hopping fences
And on my skateboard
I realise now I was stupid
Now go to Oxford
And I’m so hungry
And you’re so tall
I wonder why
My cock’s so small
I want chicken
And I want liver
Meowmix, meowmix
Please deliver
So why did you act so queer?
Playing football and skating here
It’s all in the past but I hate you so
More then you could ever know
Cause you’re so queer
Cause you’re so queer
Cause you’re so queer
Cause you’re so queer
I love it when you shut the fuck up
These albums and artwork are all about you
I love it when you shut the fuck up
So please shut the fuck up
Please shut the fuck up
Cause you’re so queer
Cause you’re so queer
Cause you’re so queer
Cause you’re so queer