My girlfriend left last night, What was wrong? She didn’t say-
all she left was this note on my bed that I didn’t read until today.
In the note it didn’t say that I was mean or ugly;
Just that my choad was turning her off, so she dumped me.
It’s wider than is long, how can I go on
With a penis that looks like it’s been slammed in a car door?
It’s wider than is long, how can I go on?
I feel like a midget though I’m six feet tall.
Look at me, all alone again, so I try to fuck my dog;
But with my dick that’s four inches wide, I just split him like a log.
Why must my life be this bloody lonely road?
I guess I owe it all to my big fat hairy choad.
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