johnny has a problem
johnny is out of control
he had a tv party
with the kids in the black hole
stealing peoples mail
and lynching the landlord
things to do when angry young and board
johnny was only a lad
johnny hates the scene
first he hit an old man
then he hit and run pauline
the record players spinning the best times i never had
so why to my old records make me sad?
cause theyre so bad
and no one seems to understand
the glory of guitar
when out of tune
the off timing
the singers who cant sing
the beauty of love
hes a teenage vegetable
and this is the last resort
hes got pcp in his veins
he lives inside a quart
johnny is a punkrocker
johnny is he queer?
johnny needed two bags
and a car to comandeer
johnny wasnt liked much
but he had a lot of friends
waits on stage eating ludes
a mindless brainwashed pig
johnny was a good man
til the day that he got shot
he had a jacked up chevy
that could blow u off the spot
johnny always needs
more than he takes
forgets a couple chords
forgets a couple breaks
johnny says hes bound by only six strings to this world
johnny quest hates sellout bands
and johnny pux0rs ritalin
johnny is an angry amputee