I have a piece that I wrote that would do your girl needs her Mamma Then post justice. If you want me to record something for you I'd be more than happy to
They take a personal interest
In buying and shipping for free
Just this morning I found out
How little they thought of me
I built my business up
Then EBay took it away
Eight years of loyal service
Was gone in just one day
CHORUS
Even the biggest fish will die
If you take away their sea
Huge corporations can’t survive
Without little shrimp like me
Now they cater to big sellers
With lots of merchandise in hand
Another company has grown large
On the back of the little man
CHORUS
BRIDGE
Businesses that lack a heart
Will always have a place with me
I wish for them the very best
In chapter eleven bankruptcy
CHORUS
Even the biggest fish will die
If you take away their sea
Huge corporations can’t survive
Without little shrimp like me
Like shrimp like me
Little shrimp like me
EBAY I bet you thought
You’d heard the last of me
I could talk almost all day
The gossip wouldn’t get thin
I got so much to say
About my confederate kin
When I'm down there
It often leaves me wondering
What kind of moonshine
Have these boys been getting in
CHORUS
There I go
There I go again
Saying things that maybe I shouldn’t
About my confederate kin
When you hear about
All about my confederate kin
Its gonna make you glad
They don’t let outsiders join in
CHORUS
Relations between me and my confederate kin
Are gonna last forever and everlasting
Because as everyone kows
Southern grudges never end
CHORUS
Every kid needs a hero
Someone like my uncle Clyde
He was everything to me
And a little more besides
Chorus
He had muscles on the outside
And a heart a mile wide
I know the real superman
He's my uncle Clyde
Bridge or Refrain
You were everything
Everything a kid could wanna be
You were my hero
And you were good to me
He seldom ever lied
Cussed only part of the time
It was the goodness that he had
This little boy could always find
chorus
He had muscles on the outside
And a heart a mile wide
I know the real superman
He’s my uncle Clyde
Refrain or bridge
You bought me captain crunch
After awhile I didn’t need to ask
Even now all that sugar
Sweetens my memories of the past
Chorus
He had muscles on the outside
And a heart a mile wide
I know the real superman
He’s my uncle Clyde
Bridge or Refrain
He was everything
Everything a kid could wanna be
He was my hero
And he was good to me