Rap Battles of 2017

Rules:
1. keep it clean no personal stuff
2. make sure your able to dis first
3. know yourself and don't choke
4. ten minutes to respond
5. have fun make new friends

-Evei_B

I'll start, walk into Walmart rhymes flowing out like art, then all of the sudden I've got a brain fart, so I walked with a shopping cart, looked what they had to eat, got myself back up on my feet, the manager was so kind and sweet.

"Manager was so kind and sweet"
Take that back; she said "that line was weak"
"brain fart"? That ain't art, skip to the main part:
the "most-art" you had was what your "sun'-t-zu"
this is art of war, not painting rainbow and sun'du.
son your scripted, flipped it quick like Miyagi
Eve_B, believe me, you'll disappear quicker than Haji's
"Mozart" most-ya-'art'; protect ya neck like 36 chambers
no art, dope 'flow' rows out like bloodshed through sabres.

Imma just drop a few bars
Common sense copped the car
Your not hot as **** hommie ya luke warm
I do harm like razor blades cutting through arms
Death is inevitable and you just took it to far
I got the juice scar
No oj i kill a ***** and get sad no cold play
Stuff killer in a zigzag and just blaze
Ok now im bout to rage
Im zombie walking round from the shallowest grave
The outcome is rage
Mixing valumes with cain
Your *** without lube will get raped
Switchblades dont switch game
I been this way since 5th grade
Fourty 5th aim an them tips race
This a sick game
If you scared go to church
Only way to get saved

Jun.... Jun as in 'The Pye Dog?
Jun 'cuz junkers hunger for suckers like him
Jun backs away when I strike him like Mephistopheles
Like Flemish nobles, I diminish yokels and finish vocals.. why dog?

Time to raise your palisades, crusades days away.. 'razor blades?'
I'll slay away the crazily behaved, just make the phrase.
i'm out to invade Hades with brigades, 'bout to rage?
this is game of thrones; infiltrating cowards from 'the shallowest graves'
i'm 'luke warm'? well let the 'empire strike back' with a new form.
this is return of the jedi, lead by the saccades from Jun's eyes.
Fourty 5th aim? This is revenge of the fifth/sith, so may the fourth be with you.

I came through space with apes to face, this is 'planet of the apes' with 'razor blades'
i raised 2 blades, and slayed the 'fourty 5th aim' with 22' volumes of cain
if im "luke-warm", then I was made to slay Vader.. cuz i'm smarter than a 5th grader.

Jun hides and cowers in shame when I attack like a Dungeon Dragon
"RRRRRROAW RRRRRRROAW", you get smoked in the Kraken
freshly burnt like an estragon wagon, crawled upon 6 legs like Arachne
this is dungeon of dragons, and you wont even be able to draw up artagnan.

common sense never coped you a car
it was your parents money that coped you the car
n you cant chat bout bars
like in the night was it you making the strip shine like stars
im just 17
n ive aced every melody
zombies r hopeless
the 3.45 will make your dome spin
you know you wont win
1 zoot 2 zoot
now your just a joke ting
this is a uk ting
so the if it bangs u best start running cu the burner i can feel it coming
i just saw ur bird
she was hella stunning
so me n her hopped in the car
we went running

Jun stands for junior you to fruits fam ill juice
Im coo coo my screws loose , you two dudes
Imma lace my new boots and handel this
Bruce banner spit hulk smash huge hammer ****
Cram it in, bars deadly like cancer is
My parents are brokes i sell dope to get bread
Scar pulls tricks on the block and other dude
Dance for his, hommie stand on a ledge im like a deal with the cartel, u **** em ya whole fam will be dead, horrocore in the ville like amity is
What hand full he is, jun from the lower half on my damn bully ****, like **** it be im in here cooking
Crinak and all you want is beef,
Well fukkit i have a plate..............
But i dont think that you can stomach this
Im jumping in no gradual pace
Hold back close the case
Poles and blades , tha 4 5th bang
Jun and i go insane, i bet you caught a buzz off a feature on your bros mixed tape
The other dude your flows just gay
But of course seems your the challenge
Hold court show force endorse our malice
With your poor start doubt it
What you think with your writtens
Full throttel ford pistons with a porsche heart
Pedal to the metal boi start,
Goin hard .
Enough gas for the both dutch wraps like im smoking you. Lungs collapse while im choking you
Side swipe open view. Blind spot soul consumed
Klashknakohv ak for when im ridding on the both of you..
Imma beast and my leash broken
I got pit in my stomach, plate got some beef on it
I blaze like some fiends smoking, i can make anything dope with a beat on it
So if you wanna battel me than better have card
We testing if you have some heart. Lack of art
And an enviouse rhyme schem leave hacked apart
By this axe sitting beside me .ok that was dark
Im not asking both of you *****es get in the back of the car, body snacthing rappers in a van at the park
Damage and harm with this knife and my hand i will ddismantel there parts, im not a fan of there bars
I will take flight and then land back on mars
Like damn that was far damn that was hard
Rambled and went ham with battel bars
That was free
Next time i have to charge
I was only playing
Try me with best i have more...

Originally Posted by Evei_B

I'll start, walk into Walmart rhymes flowing out like art, then all of the sudden I've got a brain fart, so I walked with a shopping cart, looked what they had to eat, got myself back up on my feet, the manager was so kind and sweet.

your mums clapped
pull out the glock
brap brapped
shes sucking my ****

get out my face
mirror
eat ur mum
breakfast lunch and dinner
favourite toy
fidget spinner

your dad
midlife crisis
man like john
signed up for isis
you cant even write this
this is my dis
your dad shops in gap
ya dad wears dunlop trainers
council house
thats a no brainer
i get *****es and hoes
ur dad buys 3 quarter umbros
slazenger velcros
what the **** are those
they look like daisys gammy toes

your sister
you cant even miss her
shes that big she gives the earth a blister
passed round me n the boys now you can fist her
bit like barca
she likes up the **** uh

your an emo
go slow
all you spastics die

you get glued up like prit stick
your mum chokes on ****

ya nan plays bingo
ive got skills
billy wingrove
i make raps to earn
your nans in a urn
from too much gurn
nick your nans purse
no need for a hurse

im the g.o.a.tee
lil speed boaty

word to ur mother