I'm A Politician
I wear a suit and tie
I'll run my mouth
Til the day you die
I have all the answers
And yet I have none
But I want my pension
When my term is done

I'm A Politician
I'm gonna build a wall
Keep the illegals in
Grant amnesty to all
Make war on poverty
By killing the poor
Bring peace on earth
I'll end all wars

Gimme your money
I'll tell you what to do
Gimme your money
I'll make a fool of you

I'm A Politician
So please vote for me
I'll make you a billionaire
By presidential decree
I have all the answers
And yet I have none
But I want my pension
When my term is done

Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap