Pavel Stratan - M-am nascut de ziua mea

So I continue my attempts to translate the songs of my namesake that caught my fancy so greatly.
Please correct me where I'm wrong or lost. Thanks in advance!

Eu сând mă-mbăt, îs bat, când merg, mă ţin de gard
When I drink, I'm drunk, when I walk, I lean on the fence
Da dacă gardu se termină nu ştiu ce-am să fac
And when the fence ends, I don't know what to do
Am să mă iău în mâini şi am să-mi fac un vânt
I'm gonna grasp myself (?) and I'm gonna make wind (??? - some idiom?)
Da tot mai ghine-i pe chicioare când te sprijini de pamânt
But it's even better to be on your feet, when they keep you on the earth
Dimineaţa capu-i greu da eu mai vreu să beu
In the morning my head is heavy but I still want to drink
Dau cu mâna pe sub pernă: oare unde-i capu meu?
I fumble with my hand under the pillow: where on earth is my head?
Cât băutură ast-noapte am băut, n-am băut în viaţa mea
I've never drunk as much as tonight in my life
Eu cred că-s unicul bărbat care m-am născut de ziua mea
I'm probably the only one who was born on his own birthday

De fapt, eu ziua mea mi-o fac în fiecare zi
In fact, I arrange my birthday every day
Dacă trebui, câteodată chiar de două ori pe zi
And sometimes, if need be, even twice a day
De-o vorbă ziua dacă-mi pică ziua, nu mi-o fac de tăt
In one word (?), if my birthday comes in daylight, I don't arrange it at all, (looks like a wordplay)
Da dacă ziua-mi pică noaptea, noaptea iară mă îmbăt
But if it comes at night, I'm drunk again at night.
Ce interesante gânduri îmi intră-n cap atunci numai când beu
What interesting thoughts come into my head only when I'm drunk!
Nici nu ştiu cum de cap în cap încap atâtea-n capu meu
I don't know how many heads, one in another, fit into my head (?)
Oricând memoria îmi ajută, da asta nu-i puţin
My memory always helps me, but it isn't little (? - doesn't make sense for me)
Ce-i drept că am memorie, numa nu ţin minte unde-o ţin
True, I have memory, I only don't remember where I keep it

Dacă doctorii m-or prinde, ştiu ce mi-or propune-amu:
If doctors get me, I know they'll offer me (a choice? - suppose it merely by context, I didn't find what "amu" means)
Ori trăiesc puţin da ghine, ori mai mult da ghine nu
Either I live a little but good, or longer but not good
Eu, de-o vorbă, pentru mine de-acum mi-am ales ce-am vrut:
In short, I've now chosen for myself what I wanted:
Să trăiesc mai mult da ghine şi să beu cum am băut
To live long but good and to drink as much as I did before
Beu şi eu ca moldoveanu, patru ori pe an, i-am zic:
And so I drink like a Moldovan, four times a year, that is:
La Crăciun, de Hram, la Paşte şi în fiecare zi
On Christmas, on name day, on Easter and every day
Eu când beu întotdeauna niciodată nu mă nervez
When I drink, I never worry about anything
Mă nervez atuncia numa când nu pot să mă nervez
I worry only when I can't worry (? - doesn't make much sense either)

Doamne, ce se-ntâmplă aicea de-s aşa de multe fete?
God, what's happened here that there are so many girls?
Oare-n seara asta am să dovedesc să beu cu tăti?
Will I find myself drinking with them all tonight?
Cred că da, pentru că eu întotdeauna dovedesc
I think so, because I always find myself
Înaintea lor de-aicea şi după dânsele să ies
Going away ahead and behind them (???)
Da până când mai este "când" şi încă nimeni n-a plecat
But as long as 'when' still exists and nobody left yet
Beu, fumez, mai nu ştiu ce, când mă trezesc, de-amu îs bat
I drink, I smoke, I no longer know what, when I wake up, I get drunk again (? - another "amu")
Şi eu de asta nu-nţeleg mai ce tot beu aşa gustos
And I don't understand anymore what is this tasty thing I keep drinking
De se duce totu-n cap de parc-aş be cu capu-n jos
That goes into one's head so strongly that it seems to him that he drinks head over heels

Când dau din bar să intru afar şi-ncep cu umbra să mă-ntrec
When I try to leave the bar and start to overtake(?) my shadow
Eu înţeleg că-ncep să înţeleg că nică nu-nţeleg
I realise I'm starting to realise what nobody realises
Da principalu-i important că unde m-am pornit m-am dus
But the most imporant thing is that I'm back to where I started
Şi dacă am ajuns acasă, acasă-nseamnă c-am ajuns
And if I've got home, it means I've got home
Chiar de-o să mă-ntrebe tata unde-am fost, o să-i spui şi ce-am făcut:
Even if my father asks me where I have been, I'll tell what I've been doing:
Am băut la bar cu Ghiţă! Ei, şi ce dac-am băut?
I've been drinking in the bar with Ghiţă! Hey, what if I drink? (???)
Şi cu fetele-am băut, şi unde-am fost mă duc şi mâine
I've been drinking with girls as well, and tomorrow I'll go where I've been,
Ştii ce-am mai făcut cu fetele, tată?
You know what else I did with the girls, father?
Şşşt, ruşine!
Whisht, shame on you!

Da dacă gardu se termină nu ştiu ce-am să fac
But if the fence ends, I don't know what to do

Am să mă iău în mâini şi am să-mi fac un vânt
I will take myself in arms and trow my self

Da tot mai ghine-i pe chicioare când te sprijini de pamânt
But its better for your feet,when you stay on ground

Nici nu ştiu cum de cap în cap încap atâtea-n capu meu
I don't know about my head, in head manage to get so many things

Oricând memoria îmi ajută, da asta nu-i puţin
My memory always helps me,that's why aren't less(in my head)

Dacă doctorii m-or prinde, ştiu ce mi-or propune-amu:
If doctors get me, I know they'll put me choose now

La Crăciun, de Hram, la Paşte şi în fiecare zi
On Christmas,on Hram, on Easter and every day
Hram-its a holiday,celebrated my a church once a year,its like "the name day" of the church.In romania the churchs wear names(Saint George...)and in the day in which is "Saint George" in the calendar its "the hram" of the church and also the name day of every1 which wear the name of "George"

Eu când beu întotdeauna niciodată nu mă nervez
When I drink, I never worry about anything don't get angry

Mă nervez atuncia numa când nu pot să mă nervez
I get angry only when i can't get angry(because i can't get angry,i am angry)..{he is happy because he is drinking and can't get angry,and because he can't get angry...he is angry}...In other words he is angry all the time when drink.

Înaintea lor de-aicea şi după dânsele să ies
Before them(boys,mans) to get out and after them(girls) (He will drink more than boys and will not gonna end sleeping like the boys in the bar)

Da până când mai este "când" şi încă nimeni n-a plecat
But how much is till"when" and nobody left yet

Beu, fumez, mai nu ştiu ce, când mă trezesc, de-amu îs bat
I drink, I smoke, other things/actions, when I wake up,From now i'm drunk

De se duce totu-n cap de parc-aş be cu capu-n jos
That goes into my head like i was drinking whit my head under my feet (He get fast drunk)

Când dau din bar să intru afar şi-ncep cu umbra să mă-ntrec
(When i get to enter outside from the bar and start to race whit my shadow)
When i get out from the bar and start to race whit my shadow.

Eu înţeleg că-ncep să înţeleg că nică nu-nţeleg
I realise that I'm starting to realise that i don't realise anything

Da principalu-i important că unde m-am pornit m-am dus
But the most important thing is that when i start to go ,i reach the destination

Omg man this is a funny song and hard to understand

Thanks a lot!
What I still don't understand is:

Oricând memoria îmi ajută, da asta nu-i puţin
My memory always helps me,that's why aren't less(in my head)

and

Da până când mai este "când" şi încă nimeni n-a plecat
But how much is till"when" and nobody left yet

As of the second quote, it seemed perfectly clear to me before you corrected me... now I can't get what it means
Could you please explain it maybe in your own words, not word-by-word? Thank you!

PS And this, too:
Ei, şi ce dac-am băut?

"Da până când mai este "când" şi încă nimeni n-a plecat
But how much is till"when" and nobody left yet " (he is wondering how much time he must wait til he will leave after boys and before girls)

"Oricând memoria îmi ajută, da asta nu-i puţin
My memory always helps me,that's why aren't less(in my head)"(He memories many things,that's why he is wondering that so many thing get in his head)

"Ei, şi ce dac-am băut?" (Any problems because i was drinking?) or (Do you have something against me because i was drinking?)

Thanks a lot!
His word lace is fascinating, but sometimes not easy to understand

wamly welcome

Sure all pro gamer are most welcome... if you can reach out to them it would be great!! Thanks a lot

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