Originally Posted by
Eccer
(Well, I made a parody of a typical cliche power metal song, which me and my friend are working on atm.
The end is a little bit crazy-random hahah
Enjoy!)
"Once upon a time, a man was chosen for adventure, and the quest
was to find. The power of the dragon flames."
Gargoyles and elves
Dragons and demons spouting
Hellfire O'earth, shatters before you
Defend thy lands, unsheathe thy sword
Bring thy spears, set the barricades!
Fasten your shields!
Castles in ruins, final stand
Who will save us now?!
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword
Once a man, a wanderer from afar
A journey he, chosen by the stars
Set a path, on a journey to a land
To find the mystic powers of the dragons lair!
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword
Chosen was he, victory was his
Now untapped, limitless power
Found a source, neath the dragons belly
A flame to cover any naked man
Now ready to face a war of a thousand plagues!
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword
Hellfire, O'source of hidden light
To fend of all thy evils, begone thy demons!
And let thus angels cleanse your lands once again.
To fear no more fights, to fear not a broken soul, fear not your mothers b*tch, fear not your girlfriends tampon upon your skin while you sleep at night. Fear not Osama bin laden reigning you at candy crush, to fear nor God penetrating your inner troat with his blasphemous sorcery, to fear nor eternal winter for sun is ever alive! To fear neither eclipse that covers your sight whilst standing on Jupiter and Michael Jackson flies past you in a billion dollar rocket suit telling you "you're ignorant..." with his captured children heading off to omniverse.
Alas! Lord is here to smite your genitals
Forever, to raise your swords!!
k lol
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword
Take your sword!