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So now you want a piece?
Originally Posted by TheProdigy
Your aiming for defeat??
May you rest in peace or piece whichever works,
I'm like the kid in class who opened a pack of gum,
Everyone want some..
Yea screw the rules I agree,
Cause I'm one to break them.
Did you check my background before you attempted this?
Or maybe you couldn't resist,
Getting these punches??...
With literal fists,
Kicking you senseless??
With actual kicks.
You know, the gun thing this time I'm not with it,
Knowing the sentence I might get for killing a tiny tot,
But that choke slam sh||t??
That could really happen,
Most the real spitters are no where to be found man...what happened?
_S is hardly here,
Mack just diappeared,
and Black? ever since my little rivalry with him...
I haven't seen him around here.
But enough of that, lets get back to the matter at hand,
Are you suicidal or are you illiterate,
Suffering post traumatic stress?
by looking at my posts and my previous threats?
A normal person would look the other way but,
you faced me...
Aight I'm slipping up,
lemme get a grip then.
Grip this mothaf||cka's neck, Pressure I apply it,
Think again next time, you'll die quick,
On some Van Damme sh||t,
Fists hitting you from every corner, like pacquiao b||tch,
Blocking all your bullshit like May with that shoulder sh||t.
You with barz? That's a Misfit,
Your hard? Come on stick to the script,
Your softer than pillsbury...I mean the dough boy,
But funny enough you don't get dough boy,
And you called my name "dissing" I guess,
You had a chance to say sorry,
But now that I'm here you gon' pay for it n||gga,
If you did pay it's too late dummy,
I'm like I toll boot,
I'll stick my arms out the window and give you change for it.
You want more??
I'm Chuck Norris with this rap sh||t, I never lose,
I ain't no ranger so there's no arresting you,
I feel like coming to your moms door..
In a con-voy...
Full of armed boys.. who for me they'd die for
Killing ever mf you related to,
Even the dog boy.
Keep the smile going tf you gone be crying for.
This is what's left of the battle rap...
Since y'all wanna rock with elites,
You not in a position to compete,
I promised, no guns this time...
Kick you off the ground you'll land anywhere but your feet,
Your nowhere close being compared to me.
If you open my closet and find skeletons in it?
That should tell you how long them bodies been in it.
I think you a snitch, and ain't that a shame,
You knew you were about to be behind barz....
And there you go giving out my mf name,
It's "CrazyKydz" D||ck head,
Get it right,
You were already dead that's why I targeted head,
and the only way to kill a zombie is with a headshot,
I learnt that from the walking dead.
-Kyd B||tch
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Yo Kyd remember when rappers on here could actually catch a flow? I feel like you and me are the only people who have been here for over 2 months lmfao 😂😂
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Wow, worst I ever heard
stop rapping dog/
Because everyone here
Knows you got no dialogue./
I think we all know what your doing
Trying to impress all of em./
But hey your last freestyle raps fake cause
We know that's from Eminen/
I didn't want to judge but now I am
Let me say, you raps are such a lack/
Now that we are done here,
prepare for this next attack./
You spitting on stuff is original
Your raps are worst than a hog/
How bout spitting on you girlfriend
Who actually is a female dog./ That's right it's a true fact./
What's worst is you know that./
Now how about you just run off and scRAM ./
Because shots have been fired BAM.
Seriously, i seen worst raps in violence./
Now im done here, you two just stay silence./
Cause you ain't got no rad./
your raps aren't too good, there so bad./
Before I end, you should probably run./
Oops, it's too late, cause now I'm done./
Wait, no im not.
Back to you, the apolion ****./
Your raps are just too thick./
Get this through your head when you here it./
Did you ever even write your own lyrics?/
After this, I'm sure you will devote./
Normally, I'd say Your raps are copied, but there too bad to of been previously wrote./
You, Listen. I'm about to get rough./
You going against me, My Little Pony was bad enough./
Rarely do you rap in the cafeteria./
Can see why, Your raps are worst than criteria./
Now you just sit./
Go to lifting? Your would never be fit./
Lemme say right now, it would suck to be you./
Because I can already here everyone say to you booo./
Ima take you both out like a garbage bags./
Now you both just get out, you fags./ -
ur weak white rhymes
completely off timed
with long *** lyrics
NOT nearly as good as mine
"Crazy kid" im the only real rapper here
you lyric writing redneck
bet ur dying for a beer
what the heck - or what the hell
i call you crazy kid
cause i know how to spell
Paul Bunyon i have a real flow
10 time better than any of you hos
im what you call the god of lyric pros
Im a true god
thats a feeling only me and shaq knows
you sorry sick lyracists
ima take you for a lyric trip
dont trip on my verbal tricks
this aint a trick i just spit so sick
you want long rhymes
but your writing like rhona rhimes
lacking a definite story line
i DARE you to get into a real freestyle battle
cause then you's know ur up the creek without a paddle
you dont know what you got into
kid b*tch the prodigy's coming after you -
Lets just say for a minute I wasn't that of a threat.... Why is everyone out for my blood??
I'll just play the part though no biggy. I'm almost home so I got you fellas in a few.
-Kyd B||tch -
Your opinions makes no sense... Originally Posted by JarodDoty
I'm not going to even feed into your incoherent rambling you incompetent b||tch.
Lets just get this over with.
The worst you've heard? Clearly you haven't heard yourself...
The most you've hurt in a lifetime is your own health,
Over 30 barz and you still not saying nothing.
Sit tight you getting all barz like a good service,
Hotter than a furnace,
I'm like lava about to surface,
You don't get it like it's cursive,
What's battle rap without cursing?
I have the automatic on my person,
Just saying this could all get worse son.
F||ck you!!
Cause I'm not a friend/fan of you,
Loaded clip to make you flip like an awesome clip,
Again I'm not your friend so I'm tryna see you end up dead,
Bullets that inter-sections, you won't get across,
Diss me there's a cost,
Your obligated...
Your gonna pay it,
Barz on fire,
Just to show you hell's here and I'm not basic.
I'm from philly and I don't sugar-coat sh||t when I spit,
I'm gonna be frank with you dawg,
I'll beat you in a fist fight,
No need to let the guns spark,
This a different Kyd y'all seeing cause I'm not known to punch.
My sh||t has been elite like the Navy seals,
Your spittin up of course but mostly baby meals,
You not in my league, I pop steels,
You getting there but on training wheels.
You mentioned "criteria" which makes me furious,
Like did you meet it?? I'm just a lil bit curious...
Next time you address me make sure to mention my mf name,
It's "CrazyKydz" D||ck head,
and you were already dead that's why I targeted head,
and the only way to kill a zombie is with a headshot,
I learnt that from the walking dead.
-Kyd B||tch -
dont know what ur sayin
Cuz u like the power puff girls
Those. Chicks were playing
And nothing u say can hurt me im
Dumesday and boy ill slap ur @$$ into nxt tuseday so watch what u say cause some people dontplay so hey tryin follow that up
U cant even hear ur stuff its just random words like
U Sadistic sick @$$ sone of. A b**** u tell thm p***** @$$ f@*Ets ya tell em to get it pn cuz love me r hate me i aint stop in. Till im on top
Wether u screaming my name or pumping stuff in ur vains
Like i dont kniw what u think iev done but we have battled and i have one -
Hey kyd, youve gotten a lot better homie
Whattup Paul B
In a trance deadlike with headspikes, walkin like Christ except bent with pent up rage and spite
Yes, i will bite. Sever vertebrae with one slice of a big knife
Prodigy you’re new here? Nice to meet you but i hate you
Just your name says a lot of things about you, and the way you rap? Old news
Bet your career is recycling the consumed, “trash man half attempting” that’s your new name specifically speaking of prodigys brain
Throw that **** away, monosyllabic rap scheme. This aint the 1980's
Rhyming dictionary? Invest in it. Cuz aint nobody impressed with ****, except my toilet...
Parents accused of gross negligence, long after you aged passed adolescence
Handicap sign? Attached to your pants, you park your training wheeled tricycle in your minivan
You need two hands holdin your hand when you wash your hands just so you wont go back to your autistic mission: shittin
You need a muzzle for your **** so youll quit barkin when you go piss
A retard that asked his therapist for a description of a prodigy
The shrink responded without thinking
“heres another prescription youre lucky to be alive
Anyone in your shoes would’ve opted self suicide”
Your parents went camping and left you up a creek, without a paddle you gave up. And retardedly became a tree
Tay mocks you, (Credit to SBU) you mentioned paul whos flow demolishes and leaves quakes
So tame ox bulldozes and takes your name,
kyd leaves you buried in a body bag zipped up with bullets in your brain
Once you were dead I dug you up and like a maxi pad I soaked up your blood but kept your pain
Infused with bitter spite, left a mark on you like my letters switched will do
A spitter's biteLast edited by taylormaximus; 03-02-2015 at 11:07 AM. Reason: had spider instead of spitter lol
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My rhymes try to match the ability of my opponents
your skills need to climb with intense agility if you wanna own it
taylor j maxx don't spit to this cat you're so diseased Ill kick you *** in a hazmat
suit yeah that's a fact my lyrical acrobats will knock your face from under your hat
cute lyrics though what are you like 14 bro you really wanna fight you gotta shoot
so ill have to take you to a mental place no one knows
you under stand now I hold back to hold a show
Monosyllabic rhyme scheme/freestyle dictionary
don't rap back if you get creamed at Pictionary
I see I got all of you scared - shakin in ur boots
I don't really care but ill have to ask yall to scoot
im assuming im not the first of real rappers to be here
so make room but if I am the only real deal then "Cheers!"
I have to take it easy on you guys at first
until you're on your knees believing lies or worse
don't destroy them too fast
allow them to last to some degree
that's what it really means to be a prodigy
-The Prodigy -
Aww sh||t Prodigy I forgot you were even here, Originally Posted by TheProdigy
If only you spoke up and didn't whisper my name,
Keep telling yourself that you're the best here,
I'm sure you'll make it,
But calling me "Crazy Kid" is just not the way B,
Face it, I'm honestly a bit hesitant to face you,
I just do want you to get me by myself.....
Cause that's what baits do,
Your not the real threat your just a pawn dude.
You can't standalone like Stallone...you got to be staked,
I'm a beast at heart or a snake in the grass give or take,
If i don't kill you, watch out for my affiliates,
Who aims and heads and annihilate,
Anything that gravitate,
to depreciate my legacy.
"Crazy Kid" that's my name......NOT!!
You clearly have trouble for seeing things for what they are not,
Which makes me wonder about you;
Calling my barz "weak"?? maybe your just in denial,
And claiming you spit "verbal tricks"...
Self praise is all you rely on,
But tricks are for kids and you're clearly full of 'em.
Im sure y'all know I'm always ready to break a sweat ,
Sidestep his hook and hit you with the crazy left to put your whole body on the deck,
or break _P's jaw den-ist, dentist, den-it's popping again,
I had a problem let me say that again.....
The first one to get his jaw dent is _P, den-it's time to start popping steels again.
Grown man barz is what you gonna have to deal with,
No matter how many times you spit lyrical,
It can't add up to this b||tch,
Your day one n||ggaz the same one you getting killed with,
Imma put sumn hot in you and the same n||ggaz you chill with,
F||ck you and your imaginary b||tch,
That b||tch made-up,
So imma make-up and give that b||tch a lace front from the K son.
Keep talking that smart sh||t I don't have remorse,
I'll find you like Liam Neeson and slap you off yo mama's porch,
Put one in your head and tuck it like hot sauce,
and next time you address me,
Make sure to mention my mf name,
It's "CrazyKydz" D||ck head,
And you were already dead that's why I targeted head,
And the only way to kill a zombie is with a headshot,
I learnt that from the walking dead. -
Sup Paul, Sup Taylor...It's been a while fellas.
I would extend my greetings but I'm not in the mood to share friendly feelings,
I'm a beast who's just dying to start feasting on _P's (Prodigy) remains,
I run this sh||t, the anchorman,
Your going down like anchor man,
Blowing up the thread like kazakhstan or is it Iran? f||ck it man,
Guns weight over a kilogram,
Firing shots at you from the back of a minivan,
I'm spitting offhand,
I mean no preparation,
Who knows where you're brain will land,
Sh||t!! I forgot...it wasn't there to begin with.
You're the best?? That's self-proclaimed,
I made an entrance...It was grand,
Everyone knows my name,
I'm not being cocky,
But that's what happens when your on top or close to it,
You know you like my last barz..
Don't front fam.
Your name P-rodigy?!
Which is funny cause you can't spell P||ssy without the P in it.
That was pretty basic yea I admit,
I had to give you a taste of your own medicine,
Murder a little kid?? That's a felony not to mention a sin,
But who cares, I've got 0 f||cks to give,
Find out where you live,
Hire a locksmith,
Up in your crib all combative,
Caught you eating with a bib,
Being all cooperative,
But I'm not here for captives,
Only to pop caps kid,
"I see I got all of you scared"
Man that's Bullsh||t,
I'm ready for anything like a battleship,
Stop sucking d|cks and being a hypocrite,
Got your life in my hands,
More like at my fingertips,
Squeeze my finger quick and cause an eclipse,
Bullet blocks your shine that's some wicked sh||t.
Its okay Prodigy your my fan, you're just in denial,
Cut off all bodily communications with your vitals,
Just for saying my name wrong.
And for future reference,
Next time you address me,
Make sure to mention my mf name,
It's "CrazyKydz" D||ck head,
And you were already dead that's why I targeted head,
And the only way to kill a zombie is with a headshot,
I learnt that from the walking dead. -
OMG it nice to see a white guy spit
***** wannabe dont try just sit
imma teach you a lesson bout time you learn some shi*t
you say my skills are self proclaimed
but still everyone here says my name
i see i got you scared - you and your boys man
feast on my remains why dont you share im strait poison
your tryin to spit back keep lyrics on track
but you cant cause you aint black
youre a backwards rappin fag bet you still say swag
you sicken me cracker just sit in a corner and stagger on some real swagger
im no lyrical slacker you'll get slapped while i shop
Im a TJ Maxxer burning you verbal trash word
i sure yall heard trying to win here is absurd
id get back to pualy b but hes too scared to spit to a real G
im a special kind of g
im a straigt up prodigy
-The Prodigy -
I'm going in, Originally Posted by David Michael Collier
The names Yung Rush,
"I even heard he makes all the young girls blush",
All the hustlers owe money cause I give em good kush
But dont worry cause Im not a rapper,
Im an attacker,
A true b**** slapper,
A insane s*** sayin outta this world trapper,
If you start talking smack we declare you a flapper,
So lastly, don f*** with me,
or you're gonna see yourself plea,
and the next time you'll get me to devour you,
You better say please.
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For The Masses of B1tch A55es
As a four year old I was eatin' Oreos
Gettin' sucked through a glory hole
Slappin' b1tches on the Maury Show
You know how the story goes
B1tch that aint my baby, I just caint afford it h0
Maybe it's Noby's son
I know I aint the only one
That put a hole in one
Without a rubber, she's an ugly ****
I'm goin' nuts
I'm coconuts
Curb stomp ya on platforms, ya fukkin skull will crush
It's hardcore, not blues clues
I'm from South Park man, I say what I chose to
You can take this fukkin' verse straight to the news room
And print it on the first page of the paper, make it news dude
Immaculate beef
Strapped to the teeth
Fukkin' cops aint capturin' me
When I'm clappin' the heat
You can be innocent or witness sh1t
I'm hittin' everything but little kids
Better brace yaself
Muhfukka betta brace yaself
Betta waste yaself
**** the shotgun back and bang yaself
Betta bring some help
Coz I'll leave ya a55 missin' like Dave Chappelle
Do I play games? Schit naw!
Tell Jigsaw
That I'll cut his muthafukkin' lips off
Get lost
When I come through with the blades and razors
Got the kids yellin' stranger danger
Chase the neighbors dressed as the fukkin caped crusader
I'm here to get rid of you fakes and haters
Fukk all y'all
Oddball in the 3rd grade playin' dodge ball
*** naked wit' socks on
It's not wrong
If you ask me, I'm a dam beast
Dead bodies in the back seat
From last week
So pass me the doobie
Hip Hop, I'm back up in that booty
Spittin the sick ****, hawkin' loogies
I'm loony
I'll wrap a fukkin dog in a spider web
And then bite his head
Chop him up and fry his legs
Like a china man
And if Peta expects me to b1tch up and sympathize
They can just eat sh1t and die
B1tch
Better brace yaself
Muhfukka betta brace yaself
Betta waste yaself
**** the shotgun back and bang yaself
Betta bring some help
Coz I'll leave ya a55 missin' like Dave Chappelle -
As a ten year old i caught a cold
Gave a sneeze, the whole world snowed
Baked that shake until my house blowed
Insurance claim that I sold
Gosh im creative, I piss rainbows
So much money im lacking cents
In a trifold i keep the ***'s pension, which was spent on dumb **** that ****ed up my color test
wishin i never did that, but im always at my best, and apologized did time, tried to clean up the mess
Had good intentions, tried to fix my life, quit rapping and attempted a degree, all i wanted was to rest in peace
Now im restin in piece, half of me is shootin for the stars followin dreams
Other piece seeks a pea
Two in a pod, where she be?
Never found her but I have a 9 inch ****
Talkin in width, im the ruler. measure with a yardstick
Got your girl as a friend, plus benefits when i walk in talkin about walkin down the aisle
Must be contagious, prolly be in your bed awhile
spreadin the seed of xyy genes wearing jeans slightly zipped
Thats your girls fault, she finished before I did
Sorry dont slip on that puddle, atleast i missed. left without breakfast sorry for shopping from your fridge
back in black i ropped her ***, subtlely she begged for more of me
as i pawned her jewelry and fondled bought titties wishing for bigger robberies
Left in a hurry, felt something stirring, and as my heart beat so did my meat
Got ice in the veins feeling frozen, dont need any hoes then -
TJ Maxx your back? i thought i scared you straigt
your just a lyrical snack; losin to me aint no special fate
wait back in black with his white *** came back to rap
soon he'll say OH CRAP cause this *****s gonna be trapped
for those who didnt know thats where white boys say "snap!"
DM collier plese just die your weak rhymes
would be nothing without young rush's replies
now back to the fool spittin bout his d*ck
9 inch width we all know thats just bullsh*t
now step back cause i wont quit
when will you learn what to spit
i know good rhymes will take you a while
but a real prodigy can just sit and freestyle
where crazykydz at
the thought of him leaving makes me smile
im pretty sure i told his fat teddy bear to jog a mile
cant stop all day and spit fire later
TJ maxx is gay and should retire you hater
not the store im spitting bout the man
no im not a fan i just wanna know where my insults will land
godd*mn i spelled Crazy kids name right
im tripping i dont know what to write
to get my head straigt ill have to ball all night
ur not straigt cause you lost your balls in a fight -
TJ maxx never left, faggot wheres the bathtub at
poor the acid and wrap prodigy in a body bag
Smile say cheese, borrowed kyds mac now im aimin at your knees
Tay mocks you repeatedly, like a magazine (ask Lindsay L. about stars monthly)
Im a bullshiter? Tame ox says sorry, but his dik is still bigger
Hater? wake up prodigy your trippin
please bust your head so youll quit attemptin
Earn your stripes and start your repentin, if not im inclined to sin again with you hangin from the ceilin
lil tigger, tryna hop on my dik, My name is tailor ill do the stitching for your cut wrist that I cut with sharp wit
get a few witnesses to witness this chicken get stuffed down your esophagus
from the look of his rap, His lil sister helped with it,
I know cuz I helped her with helpin him, just kidding id never take credit for nothin
ill send condolences for the vcard that your sis will miss
This aint a match this is a mismatch and prodigys a real life bich
And im a real idiot for battling with this kid but..
Schit retire? I aint even bothered, im on the forums like a leaky lighter,
lit like im leakin light, higher like I got divine sight (weed comes from God…Right?)
Slow bus has to slow up for Prodigy to catch down, hes a weird kid
his momma dropped him. When he fell down.
Caught down with the syndrome with one hand
Never let go of da pony now
Just kiddin I was horsin around, you stable enough for this roundabout?
prodigy step back and feel the master strategist tactically flip you a’round
the circumference of my dik.
better get the yardstick, tape measure will only measure where your buried, RIP
Chickenpocked target you will get hit, not in a hurry I got patience
Drop you worse than Nagasaki did, United Nations would be jealous
Keep your shadow as reflection of an easy win, to hell I will be sent.
Peace from Tmax, prodigys still a bichLast edited by taylormaximus; 03-05-2015 at 12:52 PM. Reason: Got rid of the Asterisk.
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Yo TFag,
I'm the one to call you on your bullsh1t, you bout ta getcha @ss kicked/
Then I cut you up and throw you in the river with ya body wrapped in plastic/
Cuz I cockblock wack sh1t/
Don't rap if you do not practice/
I can tell from ya non-existent flow, you're just another amateur/
My rhymes'll damage ya/
Yo dumb@ss mother gave birth to you, cuz her customers sandwiched her/
And why you gotcha ***** wet over prodigy?/
I mean really how hot is he for you to embarrass yaself/
Best thing to do now is to suicide, cuz I don't care for ya health/
If you don't come back, then I knew ya died, cuz ya parents didn't help/
I know you just a nerdy little computer addict who will never find a b1tch to fuk/
I also know you beat ya **** a lot that's why only your right wrist is buff/
I'll get ya pissed enough until you hang yaself with a shoelace/
My skills start a new race, that'll kill all you mental diseased bees/
B1tch please, cease and get on ya knees, for the real G's/
Do ya feel me?/
And ya sh1tty little verse? You get no props on it/
It sucks so fukin much I get BLOWJOBS from it/
You a wannabe African and I never even heard of you/
Oh wait, you are black, cuz I just finished BURNIN you/ -
It's funny ya name Taylor,
cuz you Swift to get stomped out,
your kids and ya ***** gettin hit when I romp out
you talk real messy when you clickin your mom mouse
so talk real mess, and wit the Swiffer get mopped out
But back to this name ish, a f@g named Taylor
f*ck gats, I'ma stab call me Vlad the Impaler
"Maximus" you aint bad wit the haters
so this ceaser give you thumbs down, that's a bad gladiator
