Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

Originally Posted by dakinng

You wanna know what dakinng do
well how bout i show you
see tryna make a death a mystery
but you kill yourself dont even need a case history
but its all bloody up here
look like you splittin call you blisterie
think you gettin so sweet
all you is is bitterly
say it like the flu
but your rhymes are nothing more than a joke
so what the hell are you
still aint got a flow
And just like trump said
somebody better call the po-po
flames be coming out
call the fire department
sayin you will conquer
but all i see is cower
dont try and kill try to maim
but seeing as you a rookie you cant compare to this game
everything i hear from you is lame
and making me laugh at you call that a god damn shame
i face off against you and all you care is you glad i came
because mesin with dakinng isnt just like the rest
dakinng aint the same
you be slippin in the wet
call me the rain
but your lyrics lack a series
where the hell is your brain
but this is nothing like two
can string together
got no chain
but if you willing to tie your rope
i can help you hang
but even though you try as you might
come to realize thr33 is the gang
but when that chrome hit you
when your lights go out
all you will be thinking is BANG
-dakinng

How are you gonna bang with the gang when the gang wants to gang bang Dakinng?

You call me a god damn shame? Your life is shame, all you do is try to aim for

fame but fame don't want to acclaim your name because you're too lame to

share the same stage with Nicholas Cage at this age so you rage like a teenager
when he receives a pager as his b-day gift.

Who you think you f***ing with?

When I slice n*****, it ain't no myth

I even make Jason cry when it's Friday the fifth

Once I beat you down like a clown, I'll make you my blacksmith

Or rather whitesmith, to try and mine my monolith

Your egotistical a** can't compete with me statistically

This ain't virtual, think realistically,

The only time you can match up with me is if you battle me linguistically.

I ain't falling for your wack gimmicks

Expect for me to ruin your career in a couple minutes

once I try to drive over you like a Honda Civic

I'ma end it by getting a critic

who will quickly ruin your epidemic

so quickly analyze who you're battling

before we put our foot in your balls, and then we start tackling

and I hope you realize

why everybody started to chastise-

you and why you shouldn't be surprised

when we push you off the cliff, and wave "bye-bye".

And once I get you struck

I'll get 'em as happier as a child at the park chasing the duck

While I be chasing them bucks

Your buddies will be trying to wish you luck

Once I get my sword, I'll splatter

Those who be trying to come up against me and shatter

and I'll have them clatter like it does not matter.

N***** be trying to tear me down, even though they secretly admiring

And I tell them 'Not to be mad, cause McDonalds is hiring"

While they Nerf guns be firing,

I'm the reason DMX felt comfortable retiring.

And you should do the same,

Remove the paper crown from your head

and just go to bed thinking about why smalldig is back to reclaim his status.

Originally Posted by smalldig

How are you gonna bang with the gang when the gang wants to gang bang Dakinng?

You call me a god damn shame? Your life is shame, all you do is try to aim for

fame but fame don't want to acclaim your name because you're too lame to

share the same stage with Nicholas Cage at this age so you rage like a teenager
when he receives a pager as his b-day gift.

Who you think you f***ing with?

When I slice n*****, it ain't no myth

I even make Jason cry when it's Friday the fifth

Once I beat you down like a clown, I'll make you my blacksmith

Or rather whitesmith, to try and mine my monolith

Your egotistical a** can't compete with me statistically

This ain't virtual, think realistically,

The only time you can match up with me is if you battle me linguistically.

I ain't falling for your wack gimmicks

Expect for me to ruin your career in a couple minutes

once I try to drive over you like a Honda Civic

I'ma end it by getting a critic

who will quickly ruin your epidemic

so quickly analyze who you're battling

before we put our foot in your balls, and then we start tackling

and I hope you realize

why everybody started to chastise-

you and why you shouldn't be surprised

when we push you off the cliff, and wave "bye-bye".

And once I get you struck

I'll get 'em as happier as a child at the park chasing the duck

While I be chasing them bucks

Your buddies will be trying to wish you luck

Once I get my sword, I'll splatter

Those who be trying to come up against me and shatter

and I'll have them clatter like it does not matter.

N***** be trying to tear me down, even though they secretly admiring

And I tell them 'Not to be mad, cause McDonalds is hiring"

While they Nerf guns be firing,

I'm the reason DMX felt comfortable retiring.

And you should do the same,

Remove the paper crown from your head

and just go to bed thinking about why smalldig is back to reclaim his status.

what status didnt know you had any
but you tryna step up
call this lil n*gga benny
try and beat the sh*t
and you got nothin that can hit
think you can hang
but even when that rope tied round yo neck
you still cant hang with me
im already in my zone
time for you lil nig**s tuh go home
before dakinng pops yo a*s
hit you with the medal up chrome
this stuff so easy like i bury you in yo tomb
even easier as i write yo tome
but imma make your uprising fall
make yo a*s look like rome
stop tryna enter this dome
cuz when you lose dont wanna hear you scream and moan

Originally Posted by Jayem

uhh test the king of rap ***** im spontaneous, i got more lyrics in my rap than looking for an {X} in a simultaneous, got your ***** on speed dial you can't catch my fumble when im f***ing your ***** man you better don't stumble, matter a fact maybe your vision still ain't clear when i drop the bars ***** you better beware.

uhh think you can still win this battle it aint a situation all in that fat brain of yours is just all fiction!!!!...

{"King of rap ain't no pitty session"}

"More lyrics" whats that, are those asterisks you stuttering or a sign that you the so called "king of rap" is plummeting how is it that my vision isn't clear when you can't even complete one whole verse this looks like something that took you forever to rehearse and you did it worse.
No need to talk about syntax cause that's better than yours don't say my brain is fiction when you live in a fairytale where you think your bars are good mine are so hot it'll make you wish Elsa from frozen wasn't a fictional character.
"Cant test me" just watch me this is a battle and you the one who need to watch where he steps but since you only hear what you wanna hear if you had a hearing aid you still wouldn't be able to hear me clear.
think i did a good job be careful cause i thrive in your fear also here's a tip stop mumbling...

Originally Posted by dakinng

what status didnt know you had any
but you tryna step up
call this lil n*gga benny
try and beat the sh*t
and you got nothin that can hit
think you can hang
but even when that rope tied round yo neck
you still cant hang with me
im already in my zone
time for you lil nig**s tuh go home
before dakinng pops yo a*s
hit you with the medal up chrome
this stuff so easy like i bury you in yo tomb
even easier as i write yo tome
but imma make your uprising fall
make yo a*s look like rome
stop tryna enter this dome
cuz when you lose dont wanna hear you scream and moan

The only time you'll hear me scream and moan is every night when me and your mom play some peek-a-boo
when I peek at you, it makes me want to go eschew like Pikachu in Scooby Doo.
I would tri her angle, but I don't want to get obtuse like Bruce trying to get loose by copping the deuce while drinking some fruit juice and eating some chocolate mousse.

You tried to call truce, but refused like Zeus walking down Spruce.
You would try to use that as an excuse for me not to abuse the goose who misuse the roots of the boots on Boots from Dora and should vamoose.

You gaze at my rhymes breathlessly like your on a overdose of ecstasy while desperately trying to find a discrepancy in my integrity to successfully erase my rhymes and sublime it like Destiny's necessities!

Why would I hang myself because of a she-thang that got her rhymes out of a bookshelf so that no one else can win the nobel for the worst rhymes to ever inherit on oneself?

Your rhymes makes sense, but I make dollars
I don't need a scholar to make dollars every hour
I'ma take you for a walk, get the collar
and don't forget to poop, because this is the sh**

My rhymes go harder than lesbians nipples
I make you cripple like Curry with the dribble (GET YO' ANKLES BROKE)
You're broke like a motherfu***** joke
make sure you choke on that di** you smoke
This got you all frozen like you just had a stroke

How you gonna pop me when you drop by the taste of pop rocks and little girls playing hopscotch?
Don't make me Hard Knock you like Jay-Z, and erase you from the picture of your family tree.

I made this mizzle drizzle on a chisel and the bit** a** rhymes you wrotizzle made me hard like a bristle fo' shizzle.
My rhymes made your kids kiss like first-aid kit and a kittle with a skittle like Tupac's mom in acquittle!

I make George Zimmerman respect timber man with the last name Martin who dressed like a spartan buying a milk carton in the dawn while he yawn to his death and saved the last breath as a present for Trayvon's dad named Seth and his mother with the maiden name McBeth!

I also make Dakinng cling and hold on to my ding-a-ling and sing ring around the thing with a string which was made in Beijing as a replacement hamstring but instead became a shoestrings hell like a bridegroom losing his marriage ring on the day he become Mr. Bing, and he lost his chance to stick his ding-a-ling in Ms. Bings offsprings spawning in the middle of spring!

I got more bars than Milton Hershey
I never show any mercy like Percy turning thirty the day after he stand up before the attorney for all the dirty things he done before he became unworthy of a McFlurry like Stephen Curry in the first diss I mentioned!

Can't take the pain anymore, I feel you.
You should of knew that when smalldig came to the crew that your life would be screwed.

Twisted you like a screw so you can get misconstrued like food that is glued to the table.

Try to come back for this? I don't think your able to after this
Before you put your finger on that keyboard, go back and reminisce.

You send me a friend request 6 days ago just to continue this beef
You should have left it alone, and now you will face traumatic grief.

[QUOTE=smalldig;1054901]The only time you'll hear me scream and moan is every night when me and your mom play some peek-a-boo
when I peek at you, it makes me want to go eschew like Pikachu in Scooby Doo.
I would tri her angle, but I don't want to get obtuse like Bruce trying to get loose by copping the deuce while drinking some fruit juice and eating some chocolate mousse.

You tried to call truce, but refused like Zeus walking down Spruce.
You would try to use that as an excuse for me not to abuse the goose who misuse the roots of the boots on Boots from Dora and should vamoose.

You gaze at my rhymes breathlessly like your on a overdose of ecstasy while desperately trying to find a discrepancy in my integrity to successfully erase my rhymes and sublime it like Destiny's necessities!

Why would I hang myself because of a she-thang that got her rhymes out of a bookshelf so that no one else can win the nobel for the worst rhymes to ever inherit on oneself?

Your rhymes makes sense, but I make dollars
I don't need a scholar to make dollars every hour
I'ma take you for a walk, get the collar
and don't forget to poop, because this is the sh**

My rhymes go harder than lesbians nipples
I make you cripple like Curry with the dribble (GET YO' ANKLES BROKE)
You're broke like a motherfu***** joke
make sure you choke on that di** you smoke
This got you all frozen like you just had a stroke

How you gonna pop me when you drop by the taste of pop rocks and little girls playing hopscotch?
Don't make me Hard Knock you like Jay-Z, and erase you from the picture of your family tree.

I made this mizzle drizzle on a chisel and the bit** a** rhymes you wrotizzle made me hard like a bristle fo' shizzle.
My rhymes made your kids kiss like first-aid kit and a kittle with a skittle like Tupac's mom in acquittle!

I make George Zimmerman respect timber man with the last name Martin who dressed like a spartan buying a milk carton in the dawn while he yawn to his death and saved the last breath as a present for Trayvon's dad named Seth and his mother with the maiden name McBeth!

I also make Dakinng cling and hold on to my ding-a-ling and sing ring around the thing with a string which was made in Beijing as a replacement hamstring but instead became a shoestrings hell like a bridegroom losing his marriage ring on the day he become Mr. Bing, and he lost his chance to stick his ding-a-ling in Ms. Bings offsprings spawning in the middle of spring!

I got more bars than Milton Hershey
I never show any mercy like Percy turning thirty the day after he stand up before the attorney for all the dirty things he done before he became unworthy of a McFlurry like Stephen Curry in the first diss I mentioned!

Can't take the pain anymore, I feel you.
You should of knew that when smalldig came to the crew that your life would be screwed.

Twisted you like a screw so you can get misconstrued like food that is glued to the table.

Try to come back for this? I don't think your able to after this
Before you put your finger on that keyboard, go back and reminisce.

You send me a friend request 6 days ago just to continue this beef
You should have left it alone, and now you will face traumatic grief.[/QUOTE
Dude all you do is kill yourself
every time you rap it like a casualty
one for you two for me
you cant even rap
so why you try and be
somethin you aint
while you think you good
takin yo girls taint
but you like that S**t
t=rub it on like paint
and think you better than dakinng
but every time i post
you take the bait
you keep gettin hungry
but n**ga didnt you just ate
but why you on dakinng
cant keep up when yyou only try and hate
but i guess you were meant to lose
just happened to be your fate

Originally Posted by quickill

The rules:

1. Battle the opponent above you
2. No more than 2-3 minutes allowed to write your rap
3. Freestyles only, nothing you've been working on
4. No edits or revisions allowed


Let's go

Hustle like I’m broke
Your **** is just a joke
It’s all on me and I bet I never choke
I killed your flow with a freestyle
You can rap back but it might be while
Until I reply, my oh my
You lames workin bad bishes twerkin
Stack my racks up cuz I’m puttin’ work in
She popped that ***** til she said it hurtin’
I don’t care, treat her like a ho
CREAM til the end all a hustler knows
Just how it goes, ya I suppose
Watch that bish drop straight to floor
Flipped that *** over put on fours
Here I come, woah bish woah
We ride 84s, we tote 44s
Talk that ish get your head chopp’d off
Yeah I’m out I beast I boss

Yo Yo Yo slow this **** down
over callin yours self a boss
but you took a major loss
you cant even rap
lil dude tryna trap
i should slap your lil punk ***
you know nothing about rap
expecting other *****s to clap
my flow is ridiculous
running away like saint nick
***** tryna rap sound like he chocking on a ****
he dont know what sayin so he sucking his own ****
down let me end you lil homie caause you aint about that rap life
i should go off like halflife
but thats not nice so ima let this stay here like like you have lice
DrJaySkitzo Just ended you ***** ....

***** please,
Stop with your ****
Cause I'm like mc rabbit
This place feels empty whithout me
Your girl just wanna ride me
Listen to the facts
Not to his shitty crap
So stop acting and better start rapping
What you think you are? Aqua with the barbie girl.

Yeah

See, i took a break for some time
Came back, only to see these blunt rhymes
No dimes, came here only cause it's high crime
It's what i do, never spittin sci-fi

Word

Yeah

Tryna play games with these amateur roasts
Me, i play with connoisseur boasts
West coast, east coast, ya'll need to take extensive notes
Never fazin me, tastier than quaker oats
And yo girlfriend, she's the waiter makin floats
And the res', and a **** down her throat

i bet ur name is Ashley so don't try to bash me u need to sit so I can explain this **** ( ( (Talking) I'm the bomb (rapping) I'll pull up in ur drive I'll shoot u with my .45.cops are coming north and south cause I just blew of ur mouth cops will find ur body in the river bank maybe not cause u sank ul be swimming with the fishes just like all these other *****es (talking) **** the world thug life no peace

Originally Posted by DrJay

Yo Yo Yo slow this **** down
over callin yours self a boss
but you took a major loss
you cant even rap
lil dude tryna trap
i should slap your lil punk ***
you know nothing about rap
expecting other *****s to clap
my flow is ridiculous
running away like saint nick
***** tryna rap sound like he chocking on a ****
he dont know what sayin so he sucking his own ****
down let me end you lil homie caause you aint about that rap life
i should go off like halflife
but thats not nice so ima let this stay here like like you have lice
DrJaySkitzo Just ended you ***** ....

tryna be a halftime show
no no no
you just the halftime blow
lookin like you a psycho
oh no no
call me el capitan
because by the time im done ive won
best thing you ever did was run
your mouth that was
but the barrel of my glock
when you dead all it do is bust
but to keep my throne is a must
for without oxygen i continue to see you rust
and without a doubt you will lose this you cna trust
but your lyrics are like a sandwich without the crust
call me the meat
because i opening the deli today
and my lyrics make dem b***ches go sway sway sway
see yo girl looking like a diamond
callin her crystal
she be suckin on my d**k like a pistol
but your lyrics only come out like diarrhea
call me the pepto bismol
see you get the chrome with the drive by
and you thryna keep up but bruh i wouldnt even try
see once you defy
im not gonna let you slide
-dakinng is here thats right

Originally Posted by Bomb

i bet ur name is Ashley so don't try to bash me u need to sit so I can explain this **** ( ( (Talking) I'm the bomb (rapping) I'll pull up in ur drive I'll shoot u with my .45.cops are coming north and south cause I just blew of ur mouth cops will find ur body in the river bank maybe not cause u sank ul be swimming with the fishes just like all these other *****es (talking) **** the world thug life no peace

bomb my n**ga
best you gon explode
when i pull the trigga
because the dakinng is the king
aint none bigguh
so step back and take a big swigg ya
like hello mothaf**ka
how ya doin
but becomin through this call the crewin
see we in texas and you think ya bigger
but boom goes the barrel n**ga tryna move but fall when i pull the trigger
see this is funny to me
because dakinng cant be beat
come on man come and hang
because dakinng as you see
can give you a pretty good tree
its at the corner of my property

Hella rappers on here and yet none of yall can step
why dont we make it this way
you like to be up on your keyboard with those fingers tappin
why dont you take those same hands and lets get it crackin

Originally Posted by Jayem

uhh test the king of rap ***** im spontaneous, i got more lyrics in my rap than looking for an {X} in a simultaneous, got your ***** on speed dial you can't catch my fumble when im f***ing your ***** man you better don't stumble, matter a fact maybe your vision still ain't clear when i drop the bars ***** you better beware.

uhh think you can still win this battle it aint a situation all in that fat brain of yours is just all fiction!!!!...

{"King of rap ain't no pitty session"}

welcome to the job hunt
this s**t so smokin make your lyrics
look like my blunt
but your stuff is primal haha grunt
but they call me yo hitman
aint pullin no stunt
but i come full force
wanna take the brunt?
crazy crazy
yet this cloud be kinda hazy
but i takin on yo girl
she a b**ch named macy
but all you need is grace ye
but this is no track
this is style call it free
but you wanted to test me
lets start small
but now i finish
time for you my lil n**ga to ball

Listen David ur rap **** I hate go home and masturpate on ur own if u step up the cops will find u floating in the river bank maybe not cause u sank

I'm west side we don't call it gang bang u bout to get rat pack bruh

Dank I was shooting blank I can't unlash because the world can't handle the beast booom

Yo dank come smoke with me from my bright green tree I don't bow I think we matched so don't fight drop the mic up smoke up with me tonight

Originally Posted by dakinng

what status didnt know you had any
but you tryna step up
call this lil n*gga benny
try and beat the sh*t
and you got nothin that can hit
think you can hang
but even when that rope tied round yo neck
you still cant hang with me
im already in my zone
time for you lil nig**s tuh go home
before dakinng pops yo a*s
hit you with the medal up chrome
this stuff so easy like i bury you in yo tomb
even easier as i write yo tome
but imma make your uprising fall
make yo a*s look like rome
stop tryna enter this dome
cuz when you lose dont wanna hear you scream and moan

Damn that **** was dope

Dank I was shooting blanks I don't bow I think we match if u ain't down get out the escape hatch booooooooom no peace **** the world

U pull the trigga u kill us all wigga boom ur gone it's only me from dusk till dawn think about it no peace