Piss me off

I have been single for about 5 months now. My last girlfriend cheated on me, and the one before that broke up with me because I wouldn't have sex with her. My day is going to school, I have honors courses makes me a nerd, get home play some black ops, go to the gym, come home shower do homework eat and go to sleep. I'm an atheist, and I have curly hair, like a jewfro but I'm white. Do it.

Hahaa, first question that comes up is why wouldn't you have sex with ur girlfriend ?

A get that question a lot since I technically don't have morals according to most people because I don't believe in god. But it was two weeks into the relationship and I just figured that was rushing things a little much, and if she really wanted to be with me she could hold out. I chased after her for like three years, and it lasted about two and a half weeks because the no sex thing. I'm not gay, but I just don't feel the need to put my penis into everything that's open. Guess I'm just odd lol.

Ok, I understand, but I'm a girl, it makes sense to me
You want me to piss you off too ?

Haha I'm waiting for the countless amount of posts calling me gay etc.. Glad it makes sense to someone though =). Yeaaaaaahhh, can't rap battle with people you only win against. Losing is healthy too [= Haha.

Oh come on, don't give me so much credit, battle me like a man dear !

Haha alright alright I'll try :P. Jeffs before he decided to randomly quit coming here was helping me out to be more mean to people lol. I feel bad after I am :P

Don't, I'm such a bxtch, I'll piss u off 'til u wanna hurt me, don't worry.

Haha alright =]. I'm a pretty chill guy so I'm waiting on it . If I don't post back right away I may have fallen asleep lol.

I'm watchin' a tv show plus I'm writin', I'm not waitin' on a reply.

Chased after a chick for 3 years & didn't stick your dxck in the bxtch ?
'It all went too quick, I couldn't help myself and shxt', didn't ur balls itch ?
You say you ain't gay, but hey, it's okay no one believes u anyway
Then why your ladies cheat and betray ? Foul play all the way

An atheist with a Jewfro, I mean what the fxck bro ?
Don't u know that this is not how we roll ?
Tryna copy Jeffs givin' out almost the same details but you failed
My sound gets you deaf, It's a hard game and you're too frail

Still attending high school, man, this is ill, how old are you ?
Pretending to be all cool, you still live with ur parents, don't you ?
And why are all them writers writin' about bein' white like it's a handicap ?
I'm the flyest white bxtch alive plus I got that 'Sweet like candy'-rap

What would it change if I were black ? I'd be comin' back
With the same verbal mac to attack, scrap ur name off the map
Ty-rone ? Ty-rese ? Ty fxckin' who ? Oh, the atheist that looks like a Jew ?
Craziest shxt I ever seen, now Ty why don't you keep cool & let that imbue ?

Holy sh*t you retard, oh god, stop it please.
I told you how to rap but dude I never said copy me.
You cut and paste the toast I posted to show you how to hate me.
You find me on the front page, I find your tits on page 3.

Then you sew a lie, like you shower after you go gym.
Hey Molotova, I know him, Tyler Mobus isn't so slim.
On top of that you rap crap you write poor tracks.
Your day consists of eating and sleeping, you're a Snorlax.

Then you made up two girls, from beneath your Jew curls.
That's a big lie mate, and you're bigger than 2 worlds.
So you couldn't f*ck your boyfriend because your d*ck was too small.
Beneath the rolls you searched for days, for a tic tac and 2 balls.

Your amazing tits grow stuff, it was all black and sh*t.
Your relationship broke up, because you sat on it.
You're an athiest, you ate the preist, the church and the steeple.
You ain't single dude, you contain about 8 people.

Lmao the retard thing made me laugh. Go figure I make a new rap battle thing and Jeffs gets on for the first time in forever lmao. Well since I have two of the best people here raping my ****, I guess I'll have to think of something ;P. [Edit] I feel retarded.. I just found out the retard part was about me lmfaooo. I thought you were talking to Molo. I'm a slow kid too =(.

No one believes I’m straight isn’t the word on the street
Especially with that video of your mouth all over my meat
Everyone rolls like me man, ever seen the movie step bros?
Nah I forgot you out makin money for you pimp you his main ho

I have my own style that I use to rhyme
Words super sonic speed that can stop time
Jeffs has his style and I fo sho have mine
You try to get in my bed but ***** you gon have to wait in line

Jeff be checkin out my pics like he wants my ****
Sorry I have muscle tone bro I’m not slim as a stick
But I uploaded a recent one go look at it now
Lost all my weight, which now makes your rap foul

No need to make up girls when I have them all around me
Talk about me findin a tic tac when all I found was my tree
You wanted to touch my junk but for this there is a fee
But I made yo mom a deal, I’d let you touch my balls for free

That's crazy, the word up in here is that you qxeer as fxck
Fear me 'cuz I'm a lady, ya see, listen carefully schmuck
Bad at math ? Me plus your meat equals nothing for me to eat
Matter of fact, if we'd meet, I'd feed u ur own balls, bon appetit

If we'd be the last 2 people on earth, I'd prefer to masturbate
I see a dearth of worth in your words, sure you'll learn to hesitate
When it comes to tryna push me, but now it's too late, inhale
as I penetrate, battling such a pxssy makes me feel like a male

Not your best Tyler lol

When I get some time to actually think I'll try to step it up. Sorry for the shxtty posts lately guys.

You're not that bad dear, give yourself some credit. Come on, get back at me for bein' such a confident bxtch !

Listen crucially to this rhyme it's mentally insane
Fly past your head so fast like a jet plane
You saying I'm gay makes me laugh, such a shame
When all you do lately is cry and moan my name

Got you in my hands I have your ***** on lock
**** so big hangs in the air likea tube sock
You can masturbate but I have that **** on tape
You know you do it for me so why show hate?

Haha Thanks Molo. Guess I'm just too critical on myself. But it helps, so hopefully battling people like you with actual intelligence will help me get better. =]

Originally Posted by Tyler6270

I have been single for about 5 months now. My last girlfriend cheated on me, and the one before that broke up with me because I wouldn't have sex with her. My day is going to school, I have honors courses makes me a nerd, get home play some black ops, go to the gym, come home shower do homework eat and go to sleep. I'm an atheist, and I have curly hair, like a jewfro but I'm white. Do it.

Alright shut the **** up and get some confidence. Your being a little *****, using your lack of anger as an excuse for not doing good and not trying. Get out of denial, don't give yourself excuses, and PROVE yourself. Give something your all. I mean maybe that's why your girlfriend cheated on you, due to lack of confidence. Honors course doesn't make you a nerd, it shows you can do better than the rest.

Your fatality is giving yourself all these excuses
Your reality is living in stealth, that your useless.
You wait for sex and that I can understand.
But I perplex at how you even can

With a **** the size of your confidence
Learn a trick, play dead, and don't respond to this.
Because you probably will get insecure and all upset.
But dog, you honestly need a cure and a visit to the vet.

Your an atheist, meaning there is no above.
This is the craziest thing I've heard of.
I mean, how do you think you were mystically created?
From Dirt? Makes sense, I mean your physically related

Cus your down on the floor, on the toe of my shoe.
Don't frown, I have no more to let go on you.
Take what remains of your pride and please boy leave me be.
Before I go insane and decide to destroy your dignity.