She may be haggard
From cleaning his house
Mowing his yard
Fixing his dinner
Whatever the cause
She's outta there
He's gonna find one
Looks like a winner

Upgrade
He's gonna upgrade his wife
She lost her looks
She's ugly as sin
Upgrade
Rejuvenate his sex
He's gonna find one
Looks better to him

She's last year's model
He wants the best
A younger woman
With perky breasts
He don't want this
Old bag around
With her rack
Reaching the ground

Upgrade
He's gonna upgrade his wife
She lost her looks
She's ugly as sin
Upgrade
Rejuvenate his sex
He's gonna find one
Looks better to him

She lost her looks
When he blacked her eyes
Knocked out her teeth
Bruised her thighs

Upgrade
He's gonna upgrade his wife
She lost her looks
She's ugly as sin
Upgrade
Rejuvenate his sex
He's gonna find one
Looks better to him

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