Catz Audio – The Cat Resturant Written By A Stray Cat lyrics

Verse 1:
I'm a stray cat
i've got no food to eat
So i am hungry
gonna sneak into a reatraunt.
Go to the eating area.
And go under a table
scratch a human's leg
so it can run away from their
food and then I'll be able to eat it.

Verse 2:
i'll go into the cooking area
and jump on the counter.
Sleep on the cutting
just to get fur on it.
But now I think it's not a good
idea. If they take a knife they may
cut me instead of the food.
And that wouldn't be pleasent.

Verse 3:
While i'm in
the cooking area.
I'll scare the workers
If i could human lanuage
I would fire them.
Cuz I'd be the new boss.
Eat all the food where they
keep it. And share some with
other other other cats.

Chours:
It'd be feedin' time.
Couldn't think of a rhyme.
It'd be a cat restaurant.
Bad thing about it.
We couldn't eat our favorite food.
The Ginger chicken.

Chours 2:
It'd be feedin' time.
It'd be feedin' time.
Couldn't think of a rhyme.
It'd be a cat restaurant.
Bad thing about it.
We couldn't eat our favorite food.
The Ginger chicken.

Bridge 1:
It's pretty good now considering
it was made by cats.
By cats (x3)