Charlies Little Boys – Bladder Issues lyrics

Album: The Best Of Charlies Little Boys

Never bother meeee
When I peeee
Or I will pee on your knee
And then laugh like "he he he"
Then I'll pee
You'll laugh at meeee

I peed my paaaants
And no one knows
How it's running down my leg
It's so warm
I got a burning sensation when it came out

YEAH!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I PEED MY PANTS!

Have you done it before?
Next time I'm gonna wear a diaper
Then I can't soil myself
When I walk in on my parents again
I hate it when my girlfriend gives me head
Because I can't ejaculate
So instead I pee a little in her mouth

I peed my paaaants
And no one knows
How it's running down my leg
It's so warm
I got a burning sensation when it came out

Why the fuck can't I control my bladder?!
WHY?!?!
I'm like a fuckin' two-year-old
I just can't hold it in
My kidney's could explode
It's like I don't even care

I peed my paaaants
And no one knows
How it's running down my leg
It's so warm
I got a burning sensation when it came out

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