Chaz N' Dave – the bollocks song lyrics

1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers, nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...

Now its just as well for all concerned they dangle where they do
Oh, wouldn't it be embarrassing if they always was on view?
'Cos there's something quite undignified about a pair of nuts
But they conjure up a comical sight, there ain't no ifs or buts

1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!

1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...

Now, the word has many meanings listen here and you'll agree,
if you say you've "dropped a bollock" then you mucked it up you see
if you give someone "a bollocking" then you've really told them off,
and you know you've had a good giggle when you've "laughed your bollocks off"!

1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!

1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
Now it's a comical word, not half!
I don't know why, but there's something about it, always makes me laugh!
Now you can call them testicles, or knackers or cobblers nuts or balls but
1 2 3 BOLLOCKS!
It's a diddle...