Doo Wop – Hot Dog Man lyrics

where do you wash your hands
please tell me hot dog man
don't you get sore on your feet in your creepy house of meat
where do you relieve yourself
do you have some sort of secret shelf?
how can you be so cheerfull with your bladder always full?

i'm a fool
oh hot dog man it's true
hot dog man
oh hot dog man
please don't shake my hand
don't shake my hand
living out of your shady hot dog van

hot dog man
hot dog man
please don't shake my hand...

god bless you hot dog man
he's a good guy
and all the good work you do
he's a wonderful man
he is a good guy, he is a good guy
no i, you, you have to ask yourself those questions
cause there, there's sometimes how does he
he always seems incased in his little house of two dollar meat and how does he get out
i'm always thinking sometimes i'm wired and don't sleep too well and sometimes little thoughts pop in my head and i have to slow myself down
like what's happening right now
sorry sometimes i stutter when i'm talking to fast
and think about a, alot of things

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