Erran Baron Cohen – O Kazakhstan lyrics

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction of the testes to tip of its face!