Fry Stephen – Reasons To Be Miserable (His Name Is Marvin) lyrics

Reasons To Be Miserable
Give my brain a pain
Very little turns me on, Marvin is my name
I'm a robot that's my lot, a robot full of cares
I'd feel a little better if they broke me up for spares
Everything I say or do I find the world condemning
If I had my time again, I'd rather be a lemming

I'm just a menial robot.
Oh well...
They drive me crazy with their...

Marvin close the door
Well, isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor
You know, it spoils a robot's day
Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away
I'm going to flip my lid, they treat me like a kid

Robot naughty, robot bad, robot happy, robot sad,
Who's a clever robot lad, it would drive a human mad

Robots are inhuman ( x 2)
Human robots are in - ( x 2)

I get no satisfaction
I'm bored...

Can't bear these humans when they make me do their work
Rather be a calculator
Treat me like a jerk, ha ha ha, that'll be the day.
Pat me on the head
I'd rather be a Percolator
It'd be no trouble just to bubble life away

Don't get a holiday...
Or friends...
How can a robot think with his elbows in the sink?

Marvin - peel a grape
MAR-VIN

Is there no escape?
MAR-VIN

Marvin - dig a hole
MAR-VIN

Play some rock and roll
MAR-VIN

I really hate it when they
Underload my brain washing up the dirty dishes
Diodes in pain
Walking dogs and feeding fishes
Driving me insane

Just a metal slave is what a robot is and always will remain