ICP – Prom Queen lyrics

Won't you be my prom queen?
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time..
Repeat 2x

Another morning I must get up, and go to school
I'm taking too long getting dressed, trying to look my best
Because today is not your ordinary every morning
My highschool prom is coming, I heed my daddy's warning.
I'm gonna find myself a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn't have too much trouble, because um, I'm really nice,
My mother says I'm very handsome when I wear my good vest
And mother knows best.

I get to school, I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
But this time, I must now approach them
(Or)
Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again (Ow)

So I choose her, her hair it matches with her face
She is so lovely, my heart and pulse begin to race.
I make my way between her friends, and to her presence
Hello Christine, would you be my prom queen?
I'd rather die.

There was a time, when I could accept a No
That was before, Christine is gonna have to go.
My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home
So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome.
Christine is famous, she has so many different friends
Will they miss her when she's dead, or will they just pretend?
Nobody talks to me, I only talk to 'I', and I've been telling myself all day,
'She's gotta die.'

(Good morning everybody. This is principal Rogers and I would just like to
congratulate our senior class and wish them a great time at tonights prom dance.)

Chorus;
Repeat Chorus 4X:

Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be a prom King)

Everybody has a real good time..

It was really fuckin' easy, I'm a human hater
I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her.
I had to haul away her gym bag, and all her folders
And when it got dark, I carried her over my shoulders.
My daddy was asleep when I snuck her in the back,
I thought about my situation and it's kinda wack
It sounds cheap but we're having prom in my cellar,
But she's dead, I guess I'll never have to tell her.

I took the bottles off tamiace, four dollars worth
I took the seventeen dollars that was in her purse.
I bought balloons, and streamers, and stuff to munch.
I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo punch.

I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall,
I banged my head a couple times, I'm just too fuckin' tall.
I would have took her to the school like a normal man,
But I had to kill her first, they'd never understand.
I put a record on and then I picked her up to dance,
I bet she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants.
I know my daddy would be proud of all that I've done,
Instead of burning me, he'll probably come and hug his son.

I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat,
The more I think about it tears are rolling down my cheek.
I hope I show Christine a night like no other,
Cause after all,
That's how my daddy did my mother.

(Our seniors deserve a night to celebrate with friends and celebrate
all their great work. Prom night is your very own special night, and everybody
always remembers their highschool prom.)

Everybody has a real good time..

Repeat Chorus 4 X

Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time..
Repeat this 4X

Everybody has a real good,
Everybody has a real good,
Everybody has a real good,
Everybody has a real good,
Everybody has a real good,
Everybody has a real good,
Everybody has a real good,
Everybody has a real good,
Time..