Jilted John – Jilted John lyrics

I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
When we were watching telly
(this is what she said)
She said listen John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
Goooooordon she replied
Not THAT puff I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff she cried
(- he's more a man than you'll ever be)

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
(And guess who was with him-
Yeah Julie, and they were both laughing at me)
Oh, she is cruel and heartless
To pack me for Gordon
Just cos he's better looking than me
Just cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron , Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, gordon is a moron