Met a girl over the net
Saved our chats on a floppy diskette
It went well for a week or two then it all came unglue
One night she said brb
Waited up for an hour or 3
Then I started to realize she wasn’t coming back online
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She fricken blocked me
Trust
She fricken blocked me
Lalalala
We talked all night
Then she put my screename on her blocked list
then she clicked ok
well she told me she was taking a shower
and shed be back in a half hour
But she pulled one over on me
WTF! OMFG!
I was kicked but not convinced
Had to be sure before my ego was minced
But hey I’m such a wiz
Sign on with my other name
And yup there she is
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That’s my story as you see
Never trust a woman when she says brb
Now its over and im torn
But I signed her up for bfflity porn
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