Noodle Muffin – The Father Is Holy lyrics
Verse 1
Another Sunday morn
The pious face is worn
Deacon Joe Johnston leaves the real one behind
With wife and kids
He's such a righteous God-fearing man
Talks of love, morals, faith, salvation, charity, and ?
Never mentions the other woman he often rams!
Verse 2
She sits so pompously,
Reciting furiously,
Mary sings loudest, moral pillar of clay
Her husband boasts
She's such a God-fearing woman
She talks of love, morals, faith, salvation, chastity, and ?
Never mentions her romps(trysts) with Joe in Hotel Love Land where ?
Chorus:
He will rise and cum again
Take her to the Promised Land
She will sing her songs of praise
Kneeling down between his legs
Verse 3
Condemning Zealously
Revealed Activities
Christians aren't perfect just forgiven he cries
Half right again Father Flynn now starts to really get scared
Another whiskey and 7 leaves his fears unimpaired
Will she reveal the Chosen Ones with whom she has shared
Verse 4
The scandal burns red hot
Father Flynn has been caught
His crying confession leaves the followers touched
Months go by and things are happy happy again
Flynn talks of love morals, faith, salvation, charity, and ?
Never mentions his nasty habits done in Christ's name
Like his laying of hands upon the rectory maid
Or the money he steals to buy the booze that he craves
Or the ?services? given to the boys that he ?saves?
Uh huh, he's holy again.
Uh huh, he's holy again.
Or the porno he leers at every night when he bathes
Or the bottle of Whiskey helping him through his day
Or his rendezvous with Joe's unholy lay
etc.