Quest For Camelot soundtrack – Erik Idle / Don Rickles - If I Didn't Have You lyrics

Cornwall-
I'd be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
Cornwall, they would sing
'Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
Devon-
If you didn't have me?
Cornwall-
If I didn't have you!
Devon-
Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?
Both-
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Kayley-
Stop bickering and get your act together.
Devon-
Act? Did someone say act? I can act!
If only I had seperate parts
My career would be the arts
I'd be the star of Camelot
You'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
If I didn't have you!
Cornwall-
I should be so lucky!
Devon-
If I didn't have you!
Cornwall-
Oh, wait! You'd be dead!
Both-
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Devon-
Trapped! Aah! Trapped!
Cornwall-
Stuck here with you for 500 years!
Devon-
Oh dear, it's learned to count.
Cornwall-
If you'd got me a good lawyer I would have split 400 years ago.
Devon-
Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted!
Cornwall-
Oh? Where do you usually go?
Devon-
I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!
Cornwall-
I'd be one high-flying wizard!
Devon-
You'd be nothing without me! You'd be extinct! You'd cease to be!
Cornwall-
I'm so tired of your nagging!
Devon-
And I'm so tired of your bragging!
Cornwall-
Without me you'd have no brain. . .
Both w/ Background Voices
. . . with which to think!
Cornwall- Devon-
I'd be rocking with the dinos If only I had
seperate parts
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute My career would be the
arts
Cornwall, they would sing I'd be the star of
Camelot
'Cause I would be the dragon king
Both-
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
Background Voices-
If I didn't have you!
Both-
If I didn't have you!
Background Voices-
If I didn't have you!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Devon-
This way!
Let me lead!
Background Voices-
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Cornwall-
No, this way, twinkletoes!
Both-
Life could be so sweet if these were both my feet!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!
Devon-
I got you, babe!
Both-
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Well, if I didn't,
oh, if I didn't,
have you!
Cornwall-
Thank you very much!
Devon-
Thank you very much!
Cornwall-
Thank you!
Devon-
Devon has left the building!
Cornwall-
You've never sung before have you?