Romulus Rex – Snake And Cat lyrics

Let me preface this story
by saying that all stories are one

I went for
a field trip in my back yard
and what i saw
was a kitty cat from afar
it was white and brown
and i went over in its direction
and we went down
this great big grassy section

Snake came out of the ground
he went for my leg
soon i was on the ground
i thought i was gonna be dead
but there were paintings on the wall
books on the shelf
tea was at the table
and i thought to myself
whoa

Let me interrupt this story
by saying that all stories are one

The snake said
he was the master of misdirection
and i turned red
cause i knew about that grassy section
but the tea was nice
and i stayed for a couple hours
until i cried
these great big salty showers

Then i went to leave the hole
my, how time flies
snake flicked his tongue
he wasn't saying his goodbyes
But when i left the hole
something i was surprised at
was something that i saw
that little kitty cat
so i went in his direction
he brushed against my leg
so took it inside
and i gave it something to eat
and i yawned

Let me close this story
by saying that all stories are one