I see you dancing, damn you look good
I wish I could dance like you but I ain’t got no legs
I see you having sex, damn you look good
I wish I could have sex too, but I ain’t got no sexual organs
I see you defecating, damn you look good
I wish I could take a shit too, I ain’t got no anus
I rode the bicycle of the devil
Driving straight to hell
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell
I see you talking, damn you look good
I wish I could speak to you but I ain’t got your love
I see you flying, damn you look good
I wish I could fly like you but I ain’t got the drugs
I see you riding on a bicycle straight to hell
I wish I could ride with you because you and me and the devil make two
I rode the bicycle of the devil
Driving straight to hell
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell
I see you dancing, damn you look good
I wish I could dance like that, but I can’t… ‘cause I have no legs
I see you fucking, damn you look good
I wish I could fuck like that, but I can’t… ‘cause I have no penis
I see you shitting, damn you look good
I wish I could shit like that, but I can’t, ‘cause I have no butt hole