Steve Colbert – Dem Burgers lyrics

Its steve colbert sell anything for burgers (profit)
Five in the morning on the corner chompin (clockin')
Yeah we wrong but dare jennie craig to try to stop me (try to stop us)
And you can get it, any location of burger king
steve colbert got work, makes $0.13 a day
steve colbert got ham, steve colbert got turkey
steve colbert got bacon, steve colbert got KFC
steve colbert got pizza, steve colberts gettin paid $0.13 a day

(Steve Colbert)
If its taking too long to lock up bring a snack (bring a snack)
Steve spreads his cheeks so he can get fucked up the crack (up the crack)
And that shit was fucked up, I wouldn't even know
I aint had a handjob enough a whole thing since '94 (damn!)
We aint trippin' we'll swap it out (swap it out)
If its still in the rap we'll swap it out (yeah!)
(ahee) Let me hop off in the shower
Cuz i smell like shit then im gonna eat for about an about a hour (about a hour)
I got real clientail
We aint breaking shit down, Ill break all the scales (347 pounds!!!)
He worth $0.13 on the low
Plus the king said theres a sale on number 4!!!

Hook

Its steve colbert sell anything for burgers (profit)
Five in the morning on the corner chompin (clockin')
Yeah we wrong but dare jennie craig to try to stop me (try to stop us)
And you can get it, any location of burger king
steve colbert got work, makes $0.13 a day
steve colbert got ham, steve colbert got turkey
steve colbert got bacon, steve colbert got KFC
steve colbert got pizza, steve colberts gettin paid $0.13 a day

(Jody Breeze)
Well look into the eyes of a fat gut
Loyal to the game out here tryin to make a come up nigga
Serving lots of burgers, cocking blocks
Knockin courtney McLellan out her XL socks (out her XL socks)
Fuckin wit a HUGE motherfucker
Cock sucka you popped (popped)
Just so you burgers don't get it twisted (twisted)
Just listen and pay attention (attention)
To one of the fattest up out here (you here me?)
With ambition and on a mission.. to eat every fuckin burger in the world
For getting Benjamins ready (Benjamins)
And willing to put one of you out your misery (out of your misery)
So bag back, the chicken nuggets in the dashboard (dashboard)
Trying to act bad will make me fuck u in your asshole (asshole)
Let the let stackin' mo
I give you what you ask for (ask for)
5 for the 50 burgers
Gone before I hit you shane spurger (lmao)

Hook

Its steve colbert sell anything for burgers (profit)
Five in the morning on the corner chompin (clockin')
Yeah we wrong but dare jennie craig to try to stop me (try to stop us)
And you can get it, any location of burger king
steve colbert got work, makes $0.13 a day
steve colbert got ham, steve colbert got turkey
steve colbert got bacon, steve colbert got KFC
steve colbert got pizza, steve colberts gettin paid $0.13 a day

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