Let me tell you ‘bout Misty Brown
Hey ho, heave her around!
She was a whore of high renown
Way hey heave her around boys
Man your line boys and heave her around!
She was fat and she weren’t pretty
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She’d do it all for less than fitty
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In Portsmouth town she staked her claim
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Sailors a smilin’ was her game
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In blew Jack with the Seven Year Itch
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He’s looking for Misty says, “Where’s that…”
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Jack found Misty down at the pier
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He threw her a thousand with a leer
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Now Jack’s dead at Misty’s place
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Least he died with a smile on his face
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Now that’s the story of Misty Brown
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She was a whore of high renown
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