Uncle Melvin – Ole Lady Blues lyrics

When I wakeup in the morning
My Ole Lady's a sight
She looks just like the children look
On Halloween night

She shakes me, She wakes me
She gives me a grin
And I say, "Honey"
Put your teeth in

She puts on her housecoat
And says something sweet
like ....
What do ya want to eat

She feeds the dogs
She feeds the cats
I'm still trying to figure out
Where I'm at

She gets the paper from the yard
And throws it at me real hard
Then she kicks me outa bed
Oh Oh My Aching Head