Veggie Tales – Modern Major General lyrics

I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegetable animal and mineral
I know the kings of England
and i quote the facts historical
from marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
(huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......)
I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathamatical
I understand equasions both the simple and quadratical
of my binomial theorem i am teaming with a lot of news....
(a lot of news...let's see......)
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
(with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse)

(Alright hold on........)
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings an animalcules
In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern major general

(okay now stay with me)
(SLOW)
I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegetable animal and mineral
I know the kings of England
and i quote the facts historical
from marathon to Waterloo in order categorical

(huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......)

I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equasions both the simple and quadratical
of my binomial therom i am teaming with alot of news....

(alot of news...let's see......)

(FAST)

with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
(with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse)

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings an animalcules
In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern major general

(Oh splendid! Lovely! I'm done)