Weird Al Yankovic – Hooker On A Corner lyrics

(I'm a hoe)
I'm a hoe
Yes I am baby
I wear skimpy clothing it's very tight
I work all night I was out tonight
Waiting for someone to pay me
You've probably seen me everywhere
I don't even wear clean underwear
My pimp doesn't care (doesn't care)
I'm a hoe
My pimp says work bitch
Hoe (uh)
But my heart is saying no
If you wanna freak with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a hooker on the corner
Look at my teeth decay
If you wanna be with me
Baby you have got to see
You can get a case of shingles
And a bad STD
I'm a hooker on the corner baby
My pimp says I'm fat and lazy
I'm a hooker on the corner baby
Come, come, come on and pick me up

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