Nuclear Rabbit – Santa claus is selling crack lyrics
he's the spirit of christmas
crack and claus go hand in hand
when christmas comes around, you will be surprised
for santa's selling crack to children each and every size
no longer does he care if you are naughty or nice
just purchase some of santa's blend of heroin and ice
the elves are working hard this year, but toys are not their trade
busy making sheets of acid, vials of crack cocaine
rudolph the white-nosed coke fiend, santa's trusty sleigh
his new career's expanding, and he's laughing all the way
now, mrs. claus doesn't approve of jolly old st. nick
roaming the streets of oakland pushing drugs to kids
but times have changed, dolls and trains outgrown
what children want now days is some real snow
santa doesn't care, he's a real man
some children of the world just can't comprehend
he used to come only once a year
now that fat slob is always here
he's outside toys "r" us, he's inside taco bell
his crafty red suit doesn't warn us that it's drugs he sells
if you got a list, you can sit on his lap
rub his dirty beard and smoke some crack
frosty the blow man supplier
santa's secret outside provider
deliver his potent sugarplum ocean divider
if your dreaming of a "white" christmas, santa's got the goods
rather buy your hubba from a hero or a hood?
more silent than a churchmouse fart, he's in your living room
dare not give him milk and cookies, daddy's credit card will do...
the grinch who stole christmas also stole crack
from the who's down in who-ville who were all out of smack
well, santa came to town one day and said, "hey, this isn't right!
crack for one and crack for all, let's celebrate tonight!"
a twenty dollar bill, hid in your pocket with care
in hopes that st.nicolaus soon would be there
six months in jail and you still haven't learned
that santa claus is a no-life burn who's really not concerned
to get ahead in life you gotta have a plan
santa claus has a cause, does no one understand?
he sells his bloow to tots and in return he plots
...the future of our holiday season