well I drove my truck to work this morning
when I got there the work was gone
so I turned around and I went back home
like I've been doing all along
then I went down to the corner
I met a girl at the record store
two hours later she was at my apartment
do I have to say much more?

im getting laid
im getting laid
im getting laid
im getting layee ayee ayeed off

this morning I talked to that boss man
just as soon as I walked through the door
well he said son there aint no work now
well call you when theres more
so for three monthes now I've been sitting around
doing nothing just wasting my mind
I called up my friend her name is maria
let me tell you one more time

im getting laid
im getting laid
im getting laid
im getting layee ayee ayeed off

well they tell me its not all bad
the unemployment will bring in the pay
now I've got time to think of myself
lord ive got time to get laid

im getting laid
im getting laid
im getting laid
im getting laid
im getting layee ayee ayee layee ayee ayee
im getting layee ayee ayeed off