Bill Oddie – Chartered Accountant lyrics

See him each morning, briefcase in his hand,
Everybody knows him as a mystery man,
Riding the Tube train, in his bowler hat,
I don’t know where he’s going, but he’s where it’s at.
Chartered Accountant, Chartered Accountant,
Chartered Accountant, I love you!

What does he look for? What’s he hope to find?
Psychedelic figures blowin’ through his mind.
Women all want him, when he’s standing there,
Every lady wishing he would count on her!
Chartered Accountant aye aye aye, Chartered Accountant, aye aye aye
Chartered Accountant, aye aye aye I I I love you!

Tell me, tell me what’s your secret,
Can you turn me on? (SPOKEN: No)
Show me that forbidden land
Behind The Times.
(SPOKEN: How about Monday at four-thirty?)

Oooh Chartered Accountant, in your pin-striped suit,
Well how I wish I had the nerve to dress like you!
Oh, Chartered Accountant, help me if you can,
Well won’t you show me how to be a mystery man?
Chartered Accountant, Chartered Accountant,
Chartered Accountant, I love you!

Chartered Accountant, Chartered Accountant,
Chartered Accountant, I love you!