So i asked a guy called Char Azna Bull for a rap battle who thinks he could take me. Now all of the judges were his friends so i figured i'd bring it here so its more of a fair vote. It was a keystyle and im copy and pasting so you can see how he set out his ryhmes
[Me]
Your rapping skills are a figment of your imagination
Look at yourself, you blew cocks to the point of inflation
Char Azna Bull-****, Rap? Thats what you call it
Your **** sounds like a 5 year old trying to learn English
Step back bro, your nowhere near my division
With these so called skills you'll get yourself imprisoned
Not for murder, but excessive public disgrace
Ive fired the first shot kiddo, your turn to run this race
[Char]
Ha im no man
Faster than Dovahkiin
Im a born champ
I dont need to ramp like a camp wanna be rap man
When i can i will
Make you more ill with my traquil lines of vocabulary skill
I needn't rap i eat it for breakfast
Like idiots who test us
Try n best us
even brysi knows im the best
want a rap battle? be my guest
every game i've ever played ive won
every rap ive ever made ive shone
shone like the don of god
so lets play
im popping n locking n dropping lines all the time with my eyes of despise
faster than your demise, throwing you into the abyss
you started this so ill finish it *****
[Me]
I hate to be the one to play the role of the critic
I could eat alphabet soup and **** out a better lyric
Step away from the xbox dude, this aint a game
Truth be told all of your whack **** was lame
You eat rap for breakfast then spill verbal diarrhea
This little mans bracing himself for the end is near
Not a superstition, im living physical proof
Superhuman, dont need a cape or a phonebooth
[Char]
Get the message im running this show
when i write it down my fingers glow
the devils advocate is soming to show
how to ****ing run thi ****
like your mum whos a ***
i needn't **** you up id just say it
obviously you write and must pray its
gonna beat me, well not today
im a taking your life style away
my name will be remember for a thousand generations
england, france and other nations
will know me as a rapping sensation
who packs more flavour than
celebrations
sorry lou
its true
i own you
like a jew
wanna rap back but your outta juice
your time is over so quick while your ahead
if you think you can win
youve been sorely mislead
(last 2 lines are from harry potter vs voldermort, thats worth a mention here. at this point he invited friends)
[Me]
You have a rookie flow and no sense of wordplay boy
I play with my rhymes like jimmy saville and a kids "toy"
I may be a **** but im "a head" of the game
My ejaculation left a crater the last time i came
So now my mums a *** eh? What would you know
Stuck on first base with your hand and pillow
Listen man, i can help, i can teach toddlers lyrics
Cus right now your left in awe when i stab and kill it
[Char]
Im made of steel
I cannot feel
And even if you could your too pretty
get real
i said it before and ill say it again
im a mother ****ing legend
my legacy will go down in history
while your mum gets down on her knees for me
so excuse me while i make her pleased
sit in the corner and stop the heat
cus your cold, your old news dude
i dont want to be rude but **** you
i weren't goin to say this but i will do
your whole familys having an orgy on redtube
thats the only fame youll get
make a name like that and you have regrets
one more thing before you bore me to tears
jarrod already told me you take it up the rear
So after his friends started screaming insults it became a 2v1 ....which i had no problems settling
[Me]
So you got your closet pal involved in this voting
Did he promise you milk, cookies and a butt****ing
Curtis is still on a period it would seem
Get your tongue out chars ***, hes the shittest rapper seen
My talk of winning wasn't just a superstition
A point you proved, inviting friends to judge a competition
This album of his isn't even fit to wipe my ***
You dont want to get personal bro, so let this pass
So, after that it was just petty insults, a few 2 or 3 lines but nothing big so ill let you vote as it wont be as biased