She's Goin Ballistic

I was dong a writing exercise and got all goofy and ran with it. I have posted some serious lyrics recently (Except for "Tequila Amnesia") and ended up writing something really dorky, but had fun with it.

(Vs.1)
I don't take advantage of you
what the hell are you talking about?
I appreciate everything you do
grab me a beer and we'll talk it out

(Vs.2)
Whatcha mean, I'm impossible?
I'm just a tryin to watch the game
Hun we'll talk on the next time out
Can you grab some dip these chips taste plain

(Chorus)
Oh here she goes
She's goin ballistic
I'm thinkin it's that time of the month
Man look at her
She's goin ballistic
I hope it's not that menopause stuff

(Vs.3)
Whatcha doing with my hammer?
Just back away from the tv screen
Why in hell did ya go and do that for?
Now ya gotta do more vacuuming

(Chorus)
Oh there she goes
She's goin ballistic
Thinkin bi-polar but I'm not sure
Wow look at her
She's goin ballistic
There's gotta be something wrong with her

(Vs. 4)
You're acting all kinds of crazy
I've never seen you be this vicious
Whatcha mean you're goin to mothers?
You've still got a sink full of dishes

(Chorus)
Oh there she goes
She's goin ballistic
I'm thinkin she's losin her mind
Just look at her
She's goin ballistic
Maybe she's on some drugs of some kind

Yea there she goes
She's goin ballistic
Could it be that I said somethin wrong?
Yea look at her
She's goin ballistic
I think I forgot to mow the lawn

Yea look at her
She's goin ballistic

© L. James Tanner

Lookin';I've told you,many times,Im a fan of your writing.This is another that I think with a little "padding"could be a short play rather than a song.Even as a song,I still like it,it has a sense of humor and you have a talent for writing that improves with each offering.

Originally Posted by Doug Denslowe

Lookin';I've told you,many times,Im a fan of your writing.This is another that I think with a little "padding"could be a short play rather than a song.Even as a song,I still like it,it has a sense of humor and you have a talent for writing that improves with each offering.

Thanks Doug, my dad inspired this. You never know what will come out of his mouth, he's clueless to what he says sometimes.

Originally Posted by LooknGlass

Thanks Doug, my dad inspired this. You never know what will come out of his mouth, he's clueless to what he says sometimes.

I think that goes with being a father.If his children didn't think he was clueless,there would never be progress!The days of "Father Knows Best"are long gone!

as plain as forgetting to mow the lane may sound, the consequences may be as serious as this indeed: funny, not unrealistic at all

Originally Posted by amaryn

as plain as forgetting to mow the lane may sound, the consequences may be as serious as this indeed: funny, not unrealistic at all

"mow the lane"?We say"mow the lawn"unless it was a typo!We have lanes on the hi-ways and freeways but lawns have all the grass!