Unknown - Tulin minä kaapista ulos

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Tulin minä kaapista ulos
Ja arvaa mikä oli lopputulos
Sanoi mulle töissä pomo
Painu täältä vittuun homo

Tulin minä kaapista ulos
Ja arvaa mikä oli lopputulos
Sekosi vaimolta vintti
Kun olikin äijä hintti

Tulin minä kaapista ulos
Ja arvaa mikä oli lopputulos
No olikin iskä meiän
Ritari ruskean reiän

Tulin minä kaapista ulos
Ja arvaa mikä oli lopputulos
Vaikk' kaunis on Annan anus
Niin rakkaampi onkin Janus

Tulin minä kaapista ulos
Ja arvaa mikä oli lopputulos
Ei sormissa tuoksu silli
On pystyssä pikkurilli

Tulin minä kaapista ulos
Ja arvaa mikä oli lopputulos
On mielessä aina peppu (Mmm...)
Mutt' kantaja onkin heppu

I Came Out Of The Closet Indeed (in a Southern US Accent)

I came out of da closet
And guess whut was da result?
At work by boss told me
Get da **** away from cheer yew homo bastard

I came out of da closet
And guess whut was da result?
My wife got mentally unstable
When she learned her man was a faggot

I came out of da closet
And guess whut was da result?
Well, our dear daddy
is a brown dirt cowboy

I came out of da closet
And guess whut was da result?
Although Anna's anus is shore pretty
Even derrrr I hold my Janus

I came out of da closet
And guess whut was da result?
yonder's no smell of "herrin" in my fingers
I have a boner in my small finger

I came out of da closet
And guess whut was da result?
I kaint recon nuttin else except *** (Mmm...)
But da one's carrying it is a fellow

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(for people who can't read a Southern US Accent)

I came out of the closet
And guess what was the result?
At work by boss told me
Get the **** away from here you gay bastard

I came out of the closet
And guess what was the result?
My wife got mentally unstable
When she learned her man was a faggot

I came out of the closet
And guess what was the result?
Well, our dear daddy
is a brown dirt cowboy

I came out of the closet
And guess what was the result?
Although Anna's anus is sure pretty
Even dearer I hold my Janus

I came out of the closet
And guess what was the result?
There's no smell of "herring" in my fingers
I have a boner in my small finger

I came out of the closet
And guess what was the result?
I can't think nothing else except *** (Mmm...)
But the one's carrying it is a dude

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