Kid Rock – If I Were President lyrics

If i was president
of good ol' USA
you know i'd turn our churches into strip clubs
and watch the whole world pray
I'd give the working man back his money
I'd make the dirty fuckin' politicians pay
to all the women raisin' our children
I'd give 'em a vacation every year
to our good women raisin' our children
give em a paid vacation every year
while all the good gals are relaxin'
us daddy's will be out lookin at titties and drinkin beer
if i was president
even for just one day
ya know I'd make the day Joe C passed away
one of our nations new national holdiays
if I was president
I swear i'd get the job done
ya know i'd uphold the freedom of speach baby
and our rights to carry guns
I'd give my state of the union address
from a mile high smokin' a joint on air force one
if I was president
I wouldn't lie or sneek around
if i was president
i wouldn`t have sex in the oval office

then lie about it all over town
I'd put tv cameras in the Lincoln bedroom
so the whole nation could watch Rock layin' it down
and monday night football on every tv
and Lynyrd Skynyrd on every radio
I'd give myself a pay raise
so the good folks in New York would never have to pay to see a Kid Rock show...
I like good whiskey
I like fine ladies too
I've got off on a bad reputation billy
from runnin round' with cats like you
I'm so glad to be back in New York City
for mtv's 20th playin' for some of the best fans in the world like you...