Skull Kid – Cheesaween lyrics

Goes to the tune of "Holiday" by Green Day

For Halloween I dressed up as a cheese
And i didn't let the little kids be at ease
The need? Just because i gave them heart disease!

A squirrel asked me for some nuts
I told him to get his own and thought he was nuts
Just because the only thing i eat is...
American Cheese!

I beg to eat another different brand of cheese
It will set my mind to ease!
I beg to eat another different brand of food
Then maybe i will have more than one mood
On Cheesaween!

October 30th was a bad day
I didn't get cheese in any perfect way
All because they only gave me recess pieces

So i invented a new holiday
To beat out Halloween in each and every way
So now everyone is mad at me!

I don't give a crap if there isn't Halloween
As long as there is cheese that's all that i need
I don't give a crap if everyone's mad at me
As long as there's cheesaween i am so happy
On Cheesaween!

The representitive from stupid town now has the floor
Think back to when Osama bombed the towers
There was no cheese so oh my gosh!
I am so happy there is now cheese
So i can sing along to Eminem's mosh
He's dissing the president cuz he's the one who eats cheese
Screw eminem he's a total butt!
Try to tell me what to do, mates?
Crikey- you'll go down under!
Just cuz... just cuz i don't eat anymore cheese!

I beg to eat another different brand of cheese
It will set my mind to ease!
I beg to eat another different brand of food
Then maybe i will have more than one mood
On Cheesaween!