Skull Kid – The Instant Messaging Song lyrics

I was eating cheese
The last american cheese
When i saw my girlfriend sign on
I talked to her
For the whole night
Until she said brb
She turned off her webcam
And told me her real name was sam
And then i found out that i was gay!

I looked back a little while later
No one responded, so i said
See you later alligator
I went to get some coke
And came back
But no one was there
I thought it was a joke

I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
With the mailman...

I hear a ring on the doorbell
And it must be sam
So i go answer the door
And turn off my webcam
I looked through the window
And it wasn't Sam
It must have been...
The mailman!

The next day i talked to Sam
This time we didn't talk on webcam
Wait a minute, if sam's a guy
That means the person talking to me on webcam
Was telling a bunch of lies!

I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
With the mailman...

She dumps him and gets a new guy
He is overweight so i think me might die
One guess on just who he is
Hey you should know
Even if it's not your biz!

I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
With Jared...

Jared stole the cheese
So i shot him in the knees
Now he is begging me please

I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
With Jared...
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
I found out that Sam had moved on
With Jared...

So now im not gay anymore!
Sam had moved on
So now im not gay anymore!
Sam had moved on
So now im not gay anymore!
Sam had moved on
So now im not gay anymore!
Sam had moved on
So now im not...
Gay anymore...